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Post by zabrubon on Dec 30, 2009 19:25:34 GMT -5
Any one have a chawawa I can borrow?
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Post by rhorn2006 on Dec 31, 2009 19:53:01 GMT -5
Lord CB, don't wear a tight T, they might want you to stay!!! Get a fir coat, put on a bunch of big fake jewelry, ware a shower cap, sunglasses, 16 pounds of make-up, bright red lip-stick, and carry in a really nervous yappy chawawa in your purse!!!! That will do it every time!!!! Probably the yapper would be removed from your purse immediately by a Baliff or whoever oversees what walks through the courtroom door. I actually believe you can get out of it by using the reasoning that you are an independent contractor, real estate person and that will probably work for you. BUT....I really like what Rhorn suggested. Go in dressed like a Red Hot Momma....."rat" your hair up in a big poofy "do" looking a little "slutty" and don't forget to chew a big wad of Bubble Gum and Blow Bubbles, popping them often. Chew with your mouth open. I'm getting a mental image of this and it's hysterical. Wear some really UGLY high heels if you have some. If there's snow on the ground place some plastic bags from WalMart over your shoes and secure them with some big rubber bands, or ribbons. Christmas Ribbons would be perfect. When you walk in ask in a very loud voice "Is this the court room I'm supposed to be AT? Be sure to end the sentence with the word AT! As you walk into the Jury Box be sure and greet your fellow "prospective" jurors with a BIG SMILE and flirt and act like you don't have the brains of a Chicken. I guarantee you will be dismissed quickly. If a Bailiff can successfully pull a nervous little yapper from it's moms hand-bag "without gitten eaten",, he/she will be the first in history to do so!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by zabrubon on Jan 1, 2010 0:02:13 GMT -5
Rhorn, there is a first time for everything. I can just see it, a bloody hand of officer and me in jain for abuse. Well, at least I would get out of jury duty. Ha. Happy New Year to you and all here on board and God bless. I hope we have a better year in 2010. ChicagoBonnie
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Post by rhorn2006 on Jan 1, 2010 0:53:24 GMT -5
Rhorn, there is a first time for everything. I can just see it, a bloody hand of officer and me in jain for abuse. Well, at least I would get out of jury duty. Ha. Happy New Year to you and all here on board and God bless. I hope we have a better year in 2010. ChicagoBonnie Ditto that!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by beckybailey on Jan 3, 2010 9:05:26 GMT -5
I took my news story clippings to them and asked if 11 people would want to be locked in a room with me. It worked.
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Post by rhorn2006 on Jan 4, 2010 7:56:07 GMT -5
I took my news story clippings to them and asked if 11 people would want to be locked in a room with me. It worked. LMAO!!!!! ;D ;D OMG BB,,, that's funny, in a really good way!! ;D ;D
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Post by fritolay66 on Jan 4, 2010 8:54:28 GMT -5
No chawahwah's here, but it was funny picturing it.
BB, it really was funny in a sad sort of way. Here we have a jury selection panel in which made their own determination of why they wouldn't want to be locked up with someone with Morgellons, and the CDC lets this go on by not giving any information. Very sad, but many know about it, poke fun about it, and treat us like lepers, yet we are supposed to still function in everyway or we become homeless and pennliless.
Frito
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Post by rhorn2006 on Jan 4, 2010 13:32:25 GMT -5
I figure that if there going to brand us as being "whack-o's" and it hurts us in so many ways,, anytime it messes with them "should we choose to use it to our advantage" we should do so, and with a big smile on our faces!!
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