Post by freaky on Dec 14, 2010 5:45:54 GMT -5
Now, talk about sillies, although this is really true, when I went to see Bannanny, & Tom, I never went downstairs, but I took a peek when they left the door open. There were packages wrapped from the floor all the way to the ceiling. The entire room was completely full of presents. When I quarried them about this they both sort of put their heads downward a bit, as they glanced at each other coyly, & nanners said "tom has a big family." When we went outside to see Tom's swing, and I walked over to get on it, I heard nanners, & tom chewing over something which seemed most important. I could barely make out what they were saying, but nanners said, "I get to go first," then tom said "no I get to go first." They kept this up for a few minutes, & I just thought they must be discussing who was going to go on the swing first. I just couldn't believe they were fussing about the swing. Surely, the excitement had worn off a little by now, as long as they had lived together, there, with the swing right in the backyard. I offered to let one of them go first, but they were so involved in their conversation, they didn't hear me. I started walking slower trying to figure out what they were saying when I heard the word chimney. That was weird! They were so involved in their swing they gave it a name, & called it chimney? Anyway, tom decided he'd go first since he could do it the best, as this swing was gigantic. He did put on a show. Then nanners went standing up. I was a little nervous, sat down, & asked tom to give me a push. After he got me going way high in the sky, he went back over where nanners was standing, & they started up again, but this time, I heard tom say, OK, then, but I get dubs on the cookies, & milk when we get to the Nutcracker's house, & also the Cleaver's. nanners started raising her voice sounding like Tinkerbell would if she became defiant, "but you ate all the treats at the good houses last year, & just left me a bunch of crumbs, & I was starving. tom replied to nanners, "now my little sugarplum, let's not forget the bottle of whiskey, and caviar that you downed the first house in the valley, the 3 layer cake baked by the baker, and the gumdrops, candybars, & brownies you kept in your apron pockets just in case the children didn't remind their parents how the midnight wind makes us so hungry.
..................................................................................... .................................. To make a long story short, as this was becoming way too long, I'm sorry, but I had to delete the middle of the story. It was rather obvious at this point though, that Bannanny, & Tom actually believe they are Mr., & Mrs. Clause.
When we got ready to go out to eat, here came tom, and nanners into the den, after going in the bedroom to change clothes, & proudly stood there in their Mr., & Mrs. Santa attire.
Just goes to show ya, fairy tales can come true, it can happen to you, when you're young, and in love, geriatric, have the morgs, or are getting married. Just ask them. I did.
Bannannay, just wanted to tell ya you look gorgeous in this pic too. Then I guess I blew it, huh, & I spilled the beans. Makes you wonder. Just who is the Mr., & Mrs. Claus?
Love you guys big bunches, freakydeaky
How many times have I said I can't write, & I just continue embarrassing myself. Just doesn't seem to sink in.