Post by Baraka Obam on Jul 6, 2015 11:13:38 GMT -5
Well, that's it, all dead, the sky is falling and all life that is strange is alien, OH YEAH!!
You all are going to have to get used to it, there is a new sheriff in town and he is a alien, no not Mexican, but the real deal extraterrestrial and coming to a bolder in outer space near you, some day landing right next to your house and eating your cat fluffy, that's right, eats cats.
Why today, because GOD does not like cell phones, they upset him, "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image", I think that why he is sending a boulder with bio fur here, could be its just a pet rock, I don't know.
Anyway, for those of you not afraid of the trillions of biodiversity on this earth you know that some day, if not tonight while your trying to sleep this freekin bolder with LIFE on it is gonna silently slip in next to your house on fire at about 2 million miles a second quietly and start the end of mankind after eating YOUR cat.
What I would suggest if its not already to late is to make a rocket ship to save your cat as I suspect there is no time for anything bigger, you know how I love animals, ....... with salt and pepper of course.
Anyway, get fluffy off the planet, the cat may be the only thing to survive this diabolical life form from off of our planet, you know how imports are, they are always better, so a extraterrestrial bacteria, just one growing on a rock, cooked to one million degrees coming trough our atmosphere will certainly eat the trillions of life forms on earth.
I am just terrified and hoping for a quick end, are you feeling me. ARE YOU REALLY FEELING ME.
I think launching the fireworks off my head did something to me yesterday, lucky I was drinking takillya or I could have been hurt, UH HUH.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/alien-life-on-philae-comet-scientists-say/ar-AAcC7zo
Do not let this bother you, we all have to go sometime, todays sunny, I believe in god, why hang around a planet that's doomed, right?
I am going to name this alien disaster, GORAPAKHBOCPWOBG................. Gory Organism Representing Alien Pestilence Killing Humans Because Of Cell Phone Worship Ordered By God.
You do not have to memorize that, there will be no test! Its all over, LOL
You all are going to have to get used to it, there is a new sheriff in town and he is a alien, no not Mexican, but the real deal extraterrestrial and coming to a bolder in outer space near you, some day landing right next to your house and eating your cat fluffy, that's right, eats cats.
Why today, because GOD does not like cell phones, they upset him, "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image", I think that why he is sending a boulder with bio fur here, could be its just a pet rock, I don't know.
Anyway, for those of you not afraid of the trillions of biodiversity on this earth you know that some day, if not tonight while your trying to sleep this freekin bolder with LIFE on it is gonna silently slip in next to your house on fire at about 2 million miles a second quietly and start the end of mankind after eating YOUR cat.
What I would suggest if its not already to late is to make a rocket ship to save your cat as I suspect there is no time for anything bigger, you know how I love animals, ....... with salt and pepper of course.
Anyway, get fluffy off the planet, the cat may be the only thing to survive this diabolical life form from off of our planet, you know how imports are, they are always better, so a extraterrestrial bacteria, just one growing on a rock, cooked to one million degrees coming trough our atmosphere will certainly eat the trillions of life forms on earth.
I am just terrified and hoping for a quick end, are you feeling me. ARE YOU REALLY FEELING ME.
I think launching the fireworks off my head did something to me yesterday, lucky I was drinking takillya or I could have been hurt, UH HUH.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/alien-life-on-philae-comet-scientists-say/ar-AAcC7zo
Do not let this bother you, we all have to go sometime, todays sunny, I believe in god, why hang around a planet that's doomed, right?
I am going to name this alien disaster, GORAPAKHBOCPWOBG................. Gory Organism Representing Alien Pestilence Killing Humans Because Of Cell Phone Worship Ordered By God.
You do not have to memorize that, there will be no test! Its all over, LOL