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Post by friskers on Apr 12, 2006 20:10:35 GMT -5
ah........have you misplaced any of your "toys"...Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?...Ed Good one ED ;D ;D ;D
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Post by gordon on Apr 12, 2006 20:24:56 GMT -5
Excellent Ed.
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Post by specuelatin on Apr 12, 2006 22:15:42 GMT -5
Now, where DID I put that squirt gun? spec
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Post by London to Friske on Apr 13, 2006 2:27:34 GMT -5
ho, ho , ho....... Love, London
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Post by Ed on Apr 13, 2006 5:49:09 GMT -5
ho, ho , ho....... Love, London ah.........I hope you are wearing a Santa suit. Ed
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Post by ridgewalker on Apr 14, 2006 7:41:02 GMT -5
Frisk and All Women (and maybe uncircumcised men):
After I began shaving my entire body, I took a look at what used to be my dear friend "Patsy". I was in the tub and even a quick glance caused me to think "What the H*** is THAT?" All of it. I simply did not recognize my own genitalia (and I'm pretty familiar with it...don't get any ideas F!) So, since I also had been having hesitancy problems, an urgent need to go, but a crazy stream that would shoot everywhere, slow evacuation and feeling like the job just never got done, thereby creating a cycle of having to go again and again and again...you get the picture.....yet no bladder problems on ultrasound, I took my trusty magnifier and mirror and (GRAPHIC CONTENT TO FOLLOW...NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED OR PHYSIOLOGICALLY UNINFORMED!).... A clear film had covered my urethra, thingy, was beginning to affect the vulva and almost glueing my labia together. I screamed to my husband "It's trying to seal me up and turn me into a f-ing plant!" He was rather squeamish about it, but from a distance, said "That doesn't look quite right". NO KIDDING!
So, I got out of the tub, got a large mirror, proceeded to sit, Indian / yoga style right on top of the mirror with my surgical tweezers and just started testing, prodding, pulling. What I soon realized was.........this wasn't my skin. Now guys, I don't know if you know this, but there are more nerve endings on the thingy than any other human membrane, per square inch, (also the only thing designed purely for pleasure, no "multi-service") so the thought of ripping and tearing at poor Patsy's "heart" was pretty scary. You have to slide the hood back (that's why I'm warning uncirmcised males also, as the physiology is basically the same) and low and behold.....lesions, small ones with two specks and from the lesions outgrowing pseudo membrane. I grabbed the membrane with the tweezers and tugged....sterile tweezers....no pain. What! No pain? OK, definitely not me. So, I just went to town and ripped it up. The only pain involved was the last yank, which pulled "roots". Looked just like plant roots. I then went right to the Urethra and it was covered with a completely clear pseudo membrane. Again, I tested, pulled. No pain. Yank! No pain on the membrane, but the roots are about 1/4 inch long and the pain is a deep pain, not a sting or nervy, but resistance and you can actually hear and feel the tearing. Just like weeding the Garden of Eden. After removal, I soaked and cleansed the removed bio-mess and some were the familiar looking heartshaped deep muscle organisms that look like age spots and those around the urethra were slightly oval, completed circle, all with a root mass attached.
Unfortunately, this process must be repeated about every 4 weeks. You can tell by the urine stream, and guys.....just because you can't see it, doesn't mean it isn't there. Get whatever sterilized surgical tool you use of choice and "explore" the area. You'll feel them (with the tweezers or whatever, as "they" have no sensation) before you see them. Use your sense of feel to determine "pull" direction and get as deep a grasp as you can. If you feel pain before pulling.....don't.....that's YOU. No pain......yank.....hard and fast or the roots will break just like a weed. After about an hour of "surgery" and yes, they bled profusely, that's a good sign. "Patsy" was back to normal. Now it only takes about 15 minutes a month. Bathe, sterilize, run the tweezers to find irregular areas and yank the heck out of them. I, for one, refuse to be SEALED up! Hope this helps! Any "personal" questions, give me a PM. Okie
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Post by Carrie♥ on Apr 14, 2006 14:07:24 GMT -5
Ridgewalker...again...I'm following you around all day. I love it. You ever hear the term "hooded?" Not the normal hooding but our type of being hooded. I'm glad you made this post and recognized the same things I've noticed. It's getting better for me but the whole area down there where you are suppose to have hair right...had been so thick that when I'd shave...I'd still not reach the hairs. The "V" is finally getting smaller...resembling a more natural looking shaved vaginal hair affect but it has takin' a year of constant shaving and applications of many, many products. Nair was one thing that removed a lot of layers at one time but kinda hurts if your not really really careful. Thanks again for your reality...bold post. I've not have the tweezer, clit thing...too scary but had noticed the straight urine stream that your talkin about that has gotten better. Tester her out yesterday...don't do it enought right...there is much more feeling the better I get. Great observations and putting it into words...especially this one...you can't see it but it sure is there!!!
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Post by ridgewalker on Apr 15, 2006 3:26:19 GMT -5
Thanks Carrie,
I had been wanting to mention this "delicate" issue for a long time because God knows how long it went on before I too got through all the layers and saw what was going on. Absolutely mindblowing and just when I thought I'd seen it all! I'll NEVER again assume I have seen either the best or the worst of things in this universe after Morgellons. In one aspect, it opens us up to realize that. Everything truly is not what it seems and that is why I will continue to come here for support, offer what I can and like my quote says "Stay Amazed" because what the heck else can we do (besides constantly writing, calling and generally harassing our political and health system, etc.)
I feel there has to be a positive to everything and if nothing else, I have seen more compassion and love come together around this disorder by US, the sufferers, that I will never cease to be amazed by you all and what we as an empowered group can accomplish.
Blessings, Okie
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