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Post by kammy on Jan 28, 2010 6:18:40 GMT -5
We thought we'd create a thread for kidding around, 'laughter is the best medicine' as someone once said, Linkletter?... please join us with your jokes, comments, you-tubes, etc...
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Post by kammy on Jan 28, 2010 6:19:54 GMT -5
Jeany and I went by today to visit Jeany's 21 year old daughter Sara, she is so pretty - she looks like Sandra Bullock... she's just passed her banking apprenticeship (locked into a secure job, company) and is seriously involved with this good-looking young man. We keep asking her when the grandchildren are going to get here? Sara insists that no grandchildren are planned in the near future! We're sitting around kidding with Sara and start into a 'skit' of what life is going to be like in the future, when the grandchildren finally get here... we made up two imaginary, soon-to-be grandchildren that we've influenced with our Morgellons lifestyle and 'jargon'... we've invented the grandchildren characters of Kaylee, a 3 year old and Tommy - a five year old. This is how it started with Kaylee at 1 year old: Act 1 Scene 1 Grandma Jeany: (answers the telephone)... Hello? Sara: (excited) Guess what Mom, Kaylee said her first word today! Grandma Jeany: (curious and amused) And, what did she say? "Mommy"? Sara: (a little let down) - Uh, no, Mom... Grandma Jeany: (now wondering) - "Daddy"? Sara: (giggles) - No, Mom! Kaylee looked up at the ceiling, pointed her cute little finger at a cobweb and said, "Morg!"
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Post by kammy on Jan 28, 2010 6:41:05 GMT -5
Act 2 Scene 1 Grandma Kammy is sitting on the couch, watching tv, and at the same time nearby eavesdropping on Grandma Jeany's and Tommy's conversation: Grandma Jeany: - So, Tommy you start school soon, are you excited? Tommy: (reluctant) - I don't want to go, I want to stay here and learn science with you and Grandma Kammy... I'm smart enough, I already know about CPN, Herpes, Hepatitis, I already know how to count and my A, B, C's... Grandma, can I get a bigger microscope for my birthday, I want to see the Hepatitis, no, the spirochette!, the spiral worm, that's neat! I want the same microscope that Grandma Kammy has... Grandma Jeany - Well, Tommy, wouldn't you rather have a fire truck or a new bicycle? Tommy: - No, no, no! I don't want a new bicycle, I'm not going outside, there's too many bugs out there, Grandma! You told me so! I don't want to be stung by a mosquito and get Lymes Disease. Who knows what all those pathogens what I might get? Grandma Kammy: (laughs) - Where did you learn that word? Tommy: - What word? (Lights dim and fade out...)
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Post by kammy on Jan 28, 2010 7:10:59 GMT -5
Act 3 Scene 1 (Lights come back up, later that evening, Kaylee is now in the living room.) Grandma Jeany: - It's about time for bath and bed, kids? Tommy: (reluctantly) - Will you tell us a bed-time story, Grandma Kammy? Kaylee: (excited) - Yeah! Will you tell us the one about 'Freddie the Fiber' or 'Specula' in her sparkly dress? Tommy: (sulking, turning to Jeany) - No, I want to hear the story about the spiders that came out of your head, Grandma? Kaylee: (stomping her foot) - No! Grandma, I want to hear the story about how Grandma Kammy's ear turned into a caterpillar! (Pauses, curious and calmer) Do you think that caterpillar turned into a butterfly one day, Grandma, you know how I love butterflies? (Kammy looks over at Jeany, raising her eyebrows and thinking 'What's up with these kids?' And, Jeany smiles back.) Grandma Kammy: - Ok, I'll tell the story about the caterpillar and Grandma Jeany will tell the story about the spiders, let's go get our baths? (Getting up, taking Kaylee by her hand toward the bathroom...). Tommy: - Are we going to put some sea salt in the bath water this time to drive the Morgs out, just in case?
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Post by freaky on Jun 24, 2010 23:32:40 GMT -5
Funny stuff is happening all the time around me. We're always having belly laughs, but I just can't remember. I will though. Next time I'll write it down, & be a participant in your thread. I just had to say though, that was too cute. Bravo. I want to hear Act 4. Please continue, please? many many smackers, love freakydeaky
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Post by Lynn on Nov 29, 2011 13:14:40 GMT -5
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Post by itchin4answers on Mar 9, 2012 23:44:50 GMT -5
A friend of mine sent me this and I wanted to share, it's very cute and clever!
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Post by Lynn on Mar 10, 2012 0:20:24 GMT -5
Hi Itchen Was so purrrcute. lol. Loved it. In Light Lynn
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Post by violet on Mar 10, 2012 11:28:35 GMT -5
A friend of mine sent me this and I wanted to share, it's very cute and clever! LOL!!! That's just precious!. >^,,^<
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Post by ibzahp on Mar 10, 2012 23:12:53 GMT -5
rollin rollin rollin-keep those kitties rollin. Miaooowwwwww seriously cute herds of cats....
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Post by Lynn on Mar 10, 2012 23:40:36 GMT -5
Lol.
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Post by Administration on Mar 11, 2012 23:42:54 GMT -5
Yee-Haw -meow ;D
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Post by Baraka Obam on Dec 21, 2012 22:11:26 GMT -5
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Post by Baraka Obam on Dec 22, 2012 10:54:41 GMT -5
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Post by Baraka Obam on Dec 22, 2012 14:25:12 GMT -5
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Post by itchin4answers on Dec 22, 2012 22:05:36 GMT -5
Baraka, Your scary snowman was very funny, thank you! Only have limited time on the internet and the only funny video I can think of is one of my all time favourites. I love this comedy duo. Hope it gives others a laugh. Happy Christmas to everyone Love itchin
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Post by Baraka Obam on Dec 22, 2012 23:23:34 GMT -5
Here is one I find quite funny, the Spanish are kinda real scared of the afterlife stuff. You can see by the speed they are running its no joke, still I could not stop laughing, too funny, www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSgNMglhIQc
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Post by Lynn on Dec 23, 2012 9:44:30 GMT -5
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2RJN9a_jdMHi Itchen I thought you would enjoy this one. Would you post it the way you do your videos? I do not know how too. Everyone can get a kick out of it. lol. In Light Lynn
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Post by Baraka Obam on Dec 23, 2012 14:07:21 GMT -5
That was funny and inspirational, the dog does not know its limits, it has the same fun as all the other dogs even though it suffers a brain tumor, so cute,
You do see at the end of the video the owners that love their puppy very much had to put a disclaimer at the end as some idiots must have assumed this was a low shot at a (ANIMAL HANDICAP), animals do not know handicaps, LOL, there are all kinds on the planet, some can only see ugly and anger.
We had a Siamese cat that climbed up inside the motor of the car in winter, one day it found itself to close to the fan belt and when the car started it was mangled, we could not destroy the cat so we nursed it back to health, now with only three legs and no tail.
How long do you think it was before that cat could climb a tree, in a month it was running, and climbing.
It did have very peculiar traits after, one, it would hunt and bring home its dead capture to the door quite often, the other, if you looked at it directly it would warn you with a Siamese howl, before the howl was over she would scratch your face with such lightning speed she was across the room before you knew what happened.
I imagine the cat saw people now as a greater threat and knew it was now or never to get away.
There were other cats but she never lost the position of head cat, never, its all in your attitude, she was the queen before and after the limb loss.
Nobody messed with Ching Ching.
Animals are great they can teach us a thing or two about living.
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Post by Lynn on Dec 23, 2012 20:06:46 GMT -5
Hey Baraka and Itchen
I loved the scary snow man Baraka. I have enjoyed all the video's today. I want to share the three left here today with the hubby. So funny.
In Light Lynn/TorpedoLynn
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