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Post by abbienormal on May 16, 2007 4:12:50 GMT -5
............. the telltale white powder around your nose is not coke but baking powder from a lesion inside your nose.
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Post by liz on May 16, 2007 13:32:49 GMT -5
bbie you crack me the hell up! what if you got pulled over with baking soda around your nose! heehee haaa
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Post by liz on May 16, 2007 13:34:43 GMT -5
When you decide to become a muslim just so you can a waer a burka to cover all your lesions!
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Post by liz on May 16, 2007 13:37:08 GMT -5
when a great day is finding the goat wormer so you don't have to by the horse wormer..its a little cheaper and a goat is little closer to my weight than a horse..not much but a little!
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Post by liz on May 16, 2007 13:42:47 GMT -5
When you wear the same thing everyday and alternate only for washing...white sweatshirt and sweatpants.....blue sweatshirt and sweatpants...think I may add pink sweathirt and sweatpants for the spring ..OH and flip flops for spring/summer and tennis shoes for fall/winter...fashion week watch out!
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Post by toni on May 16, 2007 15:00:51 GMT -5
Liz, hahahhahaaha I had the same thought!
You're working on your wardrobe, hahaha and I'm thinking what type of BAG for over my head will not be noticable, and the burka was the answer! ;D
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Post by friskers on May 16, 2007 22:24:25 GMT -5
When all your boyfriends have the same name ........ BOB! And when they all come out to see you at the same time theres no jeliousy or fear........ the more the merrier!! ;D
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Post by cozmikanjel on May 16, 2007 22:36:25 GMT -5
....you cant click on a friski post fast enough !
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Post by friskers on May 17, 2007 1:47:05 GMT -5
;D
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Post by liz on May 17, 2007 6:50:13 GMT -5
when you thrown away a stuffed animal you had since birth because it is a fiber magnet...and you don't even cry!
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Post by toni on Jun 11, 2011 11:25:25 GMT -5
I wanted to bring this thread back because it was so funny! I couldn't read it without laughing outloud this morning.
And it's definately making the best out of a bad situation.
If you've never read this thread - start at page one, it's a riot. ;D
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Post by Lynn on Jun 11, 2011 12:40:23 GMT -5
So funny. Loved it. In Light Lynn
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Post by violet on Jun 11, 2011 15:11:47 GMT -5
I wanted to bring this thread back because it was so funny! I couldn't read it without laughing outloud this morning. And it's definately making the best out of a bad situation. If you've never read this thread - start at page one, it's a riot. ;D This was so much fun to read, Toni! Thanks for lots of laughs! I have some to add: ...you set your alarm clock to wake up at 5:00 a.m., before anyone else is awake, so you can go out and water the plants without anyone seeing you. :-) ...you hide behind your door when someone comes knocking or ringing the bell (and yes--that includes the UPS man!). :-) ...a good meal is a box of ice cream.
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Post by itchin4answers on Jun 11, 2011 16:27:49 GMT -5
I wanted to bring this thread back because it was so funny! I couldn't read it without laughing outloud this morning. And it's definately making the best out of a bad situation. If you've never read this thread - start at page one, it's a riot. ;D toni - you're a gem dear lady! For the first time in years I actually feel normal! ;D Thank you for the laugh! Love - itchin
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Post by ibzahp on Jun 12, 2011 3:03:08 GMT -5
Oh geez so great to reread these My honey swears Barkley sheds more than any dog in the world.You guys are all the best 2medicines-laughter and tears. I am going to go lie in bed now and not sleep tho i am dead tired:)
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