Post by freaky on Nov 13, 2006 4:24:22 GMT -5
So they forgot your birthday 2 years in a row?
Well, yeah, but they probably forget a lot of birthdays. There's so many of us, how could they ever keep up?
Oh no, you're not going to start a big ol pity party now, are ya?
No, it's no big deal.
Maybe it's due to a communist conspiracy, or the group is banning you because of your stupid poems.
My poems aren't stupid! They just make me look stupid. There's a difference, and besides that, I thought we were talking about a communist conspiracy.
No, actually we were talking about your belated birthday. What did you do on your birthday?
Well, to tell you the truth, it was the best I ever had. We got dressed, & went to the Rainbow Room in NY city, the one in all the Casablanca movies, for lunch. Then they sang happy birthday to me, & brought out a slice of the most chocolate chocolate cake I ever tasted, & I got to make a wish. Then we went to my daughters engagement party in an incredible building owned by the same people who own the Rainbow Room. It was too much. We had dinner there, & they came out with a pumpkin cake which was unbelievable, & everybody sang happy birthday to me, & I got to blow out another candle, & make a wish. That's double whammy, two wishes for the same thing. Seems like my parents were the only ones who left, and shortly thereafter, they turned up the volume, & I danced for 2 hours straight, & that was way fun, my favorite thing to do with all these young babes. it was a hoot, & I laughed all night long. Then we went to my daughters apartment, & had a chili con queso party until we all crashed.
Please forgib me for writing this essay. I don't even have an ending. It was just a big a surprise to me that I wrote this much as it was that nobody rememberd my birthday. I thought every body knew I was a Scorpio, but no one probably knew I was short until I told ya. I'm starting to passs out so I kneed to close this baby before I do a Carie repeat. In short, twas no big deal. I just like to write all my Lymebuster buddies cause I lub u sooooo much. Soooo much! Love, belated, & sedated xox
Well, yeah, but they probably forget a lot of birthdays. There's so many of us, how could they ever keep up?
Oh no, you're not going to start a big ol pity party now, are ya?
No, it's no big deal.
Maybe it's due to a communist conspiracy, or the group is banning you because of your stupid poems.
My poems aren't stupid! They just make me look stupid. There's a difference, and besides that, I thought we were talking about a communist conspiracy.
No, actually we were talking about your belated birthday. What did you do on your birthday?
Well, to tell you the truth, it was the best I ever had. We got dressed, & went to the Rainbow Room in NY city, the one in all the Casablanca movies, for lunch. Then they sang happy birthday to me, & brought out a slice of the most chocolate chocolate cake I ever tasted, & I got to make a wish. Then we went to my daughters engagement party in an incredible building owned by the same people who own the Rainbow Room. It was too much. We had dinner there, & they came out with a pumpkin cake which was unbelievable, & everybody sang happy birthday to me, & I got to blow out another candle, & make a wish. That's double whammy, two wishes for the same thing. Seems like my parents were the only ones who left, and shortly thereafter, they turned up the volume, & I danced for 2 hours straight, & that was way fun, my favorite thing to do with all these young babes. it was a hoot, & I laughed all night long. Then we went to my daughters apartment, & had a chili con queso party until we all crashed.
Please forgib me for writing this essay. I don't even have an ending. It was just a big a surprise to me that I wrote this much as it was that nobody rememberd my birthday. I thought every body knew I was a Scorpio, but no one probably knew I was short until I told ya. I'm starting to passs out so I kneed to close this baby before I do a Carie repeat. In short, twas no big deal. I just like to write all my Lymebuster buddies cause I lub u sooooo much. Soooo much! Love, belated, & sedated xox