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Post by liz on Aug 4, 2007 16:49:08 GMT -5
I loved the "you know you have Morgellons if" thread...we need to lighten things up a bit for the newcomers..plus I love to laugh...maybe we should just start it over..then I can use the same use the same jokes over again..do you guys want to play? ;D
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Post by toni on Aug 4, 2007 16:54:13 GMT -5
hahaha Liz!
I was just thinking about that a couple of days ago... cause it was a riot!
Lets play it again!
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Post by liz on Aug 4, 2007 19:04:27 GMT -5
Lets just start over....
"You know you have Morgellons when you consider wearing a burka and you are not Muslim"
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Post by ed on Aug 4, 2007 19:30:05 GMT -5
ah......yeah, start over...with our memories we won't remember the old ones anyway....you know you are a morgie if you open the frig door to hang up your coat..and your umbrella falls out. .Ed...
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Post by morgellonsmoe1 on Aug 4, 2007 19:35:34 GMT -5
If you do your shopping for your drugs at the local feed and grain store ... ya might be a morgie
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Post by morgellonsmoe1 on Aug 4, 2007 19:36:59 GMT -5
If your cabnets hold more products than your local Walmart .. ya might be a morgie
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Post by morgellonsmoe1 on Aug 4, 2007 19:38:12 GMT -5
If you have a shedennder comb but not a dog.. ya might be a morgie
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Post by toni on Aug 4, 2007 20:07:02 GMT -5
When insulin needles are the best picking tool available.
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Post by toni on Aug 4, 2007 20:10:18 GMT -5
When you open your mailbox and have the magazine Jeffers Equine - and the FREE Ivermectin add on the front with a purchase of a product is the greatest thing going!
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Post by toni on Aug 4, 2007 20:17:30 GMT -5
When you can scramble sentences like saying bog darking (dog barking) without even a thought those come right out of your mouth.
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Post by ed on Aug 4, 2007 20:27:02 GMT -5
ah.......when you don't recognize your own handwriting... Ed
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Post by liz on Aug 4, 2007 20:31:44 GMT -5
when you don't reconize your own face! ;D
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Post by liz on Aug 4, 2007 20:35:40 GMT -5
When the your local checkout gal starts to notice your whole cart is filled with tape lint rollers...rid...anititch remedies.....insect repellant....tea tre oil....bandaides....moth balls...fly traps...and very little food....you know you are a morgy then!
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Post by ed on Aug 4, 2007 20:46:28 GMT -5
ah......when you have to update your eye ware as often as your spyware.. .Ed
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Post by ed on Aug 4, 2007 20:49:04 GMT -5
ah......when you order pizza delivery so you have something to eat and someone to come see you.. .Ed
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Post by liz on Aug 4, 2007 21:00:04 GMT -5
When you get good old Ed to play with you on a Saturday night! ;D
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Post by ed on Aug 4, 2007 21:07:51 GMT -5
When you get good old Ed to play with you on a Saturday night! ;D ... ah.......dam, is this Saturday??.. .Ed
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Post by liz on Aug 4, 2007 21:13:30 GMT -5
When you have to switch feed store causes the one you go to keeps asking what kind of horses do you have? are you a goat breeder? Aloha feed and garden is on to me!
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Post by robertalouise26 on Aug 4, 2007 23:33:56 GMT -5
Dear Liz do you too think that moths play a part in our problems? I have thought so for 11 years. I had such infestations of them and the came w ith me when I moved house. In fact everything came with me. I feel as if my body is a parasite zoo. Best. Roberta.
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Post by art on Aug 5, 2007 0:20:45 GMT -5
When you ask the store clerk if Hawiian Shirts come in long sleeves....you might be a Morgie
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