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Post by Sidney on May 16, 2008 14:03:47 GMT -5
Jose, thanks for posting this as it is totally hilarious.
I hope everyone sees the humor here. We need all the laughs we can find!
Thanks.
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Post by browncircles on May 16, 2008 15:43:55 GMT -5
That's a good one. I needed a laugh too. Thanks.
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Post by Fighter on May 16, 2008 16:28:32 GMT -5
This is hilarious Jose. ROTFLMYBO.
Only you could have come up with something like this, but it sort of reminds me of someone else I know. hehe. Can you guess who?
One time she referred to herself as an American Amazon Aviator. I waved as she flapped and flew by, but the stench sent me back inside so fast, that I didn't see her next time she flew over. Whew "S" next time you're near the Atlantic drop that stinky load.
Fighter
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Post by Sidney on May 16, 2008 16:42:04 GMT -5
Thank you dear Fighter, for announcing to the World at Large that one day recently I had too many Beans in my Jeans, flew over the State of Florida on my way to crossing the Atlantic by emitting gas and Flapping my Arms.
You do realize that I was on an Important Mission, don't you?
I was flying across the Mighty Atlantic in a Quest to Spread the Word "Far and Wide" to quote Dr. Michael Crutcher.
Next time you see me up there in the Wild Blue Yonder please shoot off a Roman Candle (if you don't have any Flares) and I'll fly under the Radar and give you the Full effect.
Speaking of Flares, that reminds me of the time my seven year old youngest son bought a package of Condoms at a Supermarket in Dubai.
He was SO thrilled....."Look Mom! Flares! Well, the package was marked Flares, so what's a kid to think?
Fortunately, I told him I thought they were all "Duds," and got rid of them.
"Mission by Emission." That's my new Motto!
Cheese! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;
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Post by Fighter on May 16, 2008 17:06:15 GMT -5
Yes Sid, I remember your mission and emission very well. That's why I was out there, waiting and watching in support, to wave and cheer you on. I had banners, sparklers and everything, but then you darted down like superman to wave back. There was a stinky explosion and all my sparklers ignited at once, darn near caught me on fire and I had to run for my life.
So don't expect me to have flares next time. Too dadgone dangerous.
Oh Jose, see what you started. Laughter is good medicine.
Fighter
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Post by Sidney on May 16, 2008 17:27:41 GMT -5
Fighter, I did NOT dart down like Superman. I am an American Amazon Aviator and I dart like SuperWOMAN. Please remember the importance of Gender Courtesy.
Sorry about the fire and ruined Sparklers.
Next time wear fireproof clothing and keep the fire extinguisher close by.
Never know when I may return.
Anyway, I do appreciate that you had banners and Sparklers and I do appreciate the friendly wave. It's certainly more than the rest of this bunch gave me. I'm not forgetting it either!
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Post by bannanny on May 17, 2008 0:22:33 GMT -5
I'll give you billions of banners, trillions of sparklers and all the friendly waves you could ever ask for Sid....... as long as you keep the bean jeans from flying over my area!
Oooooh, I can imagine the aroma of it all....... I would've thought some strange kind of little meteorites were falling to earth!! Of course upon realizing what it really was that was fallin from the skies....... I'd a been running even faster for my life!
hee hee ~~ bannannas
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Post by zabrubon on May 17, 2008 0:27:38 GMT -5
Jose, cracks me up. Love the art.
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Post by laylo on May 17, 2008 10:25:12 GMT -5
Delusional is the only real thing thats keeping me from going crazy!!!
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Post by justhanginin on May 17, 2008 23:02:27 GMT -5
I really am glad to see that you can still keep a sense of humor Jose. I talked with an old friend today, about my contemplated move to Florida. She was horrified , said that a nurse aquaintance of hers who flies all around the country on work assignments told her that your home state has the worst, most inept health care that she has ever seen. She won't work there anymore no matter what inducements are offered. Hope KJ is doing better, and hope things go well with both of you.
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Post by liatris on May 18, 2008 20:49:46 GMT -5
This is really funny. A few really get me - like the Aliens pointing the finger at the doctor and declaring him delusional !! And the Morg patient declaring the MRF delusional - that one I don't really think is too common, in general. Very, very funny.
Oh, and the doctor is saying, "Ssshhh ... don't let them know we don't know what on God's green earth we are doing..." hee, hee.
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