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Post by Guest on May 24, 2005 7:46:50 GMT -5
Is this still Lymebusters or did I venture into the Twilight Zone?
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Post by bugsalive2 on May 24, 2005 14:00:11 GMT -5
Adapted,
I see you got your stars back! That's great! Thanks for providing everyone with some valuable data concerning the microchips. I'll go to 4th and Drucker today and see if the Armenian man returns. It sounds like he may be one of us, with an infected implant. If so, it needs to be removed asap, and the wound needs to be disinfected. If he comes to the malt shop we'll also have to watch closely to make sure he isn't being followed. You know the routine.
Bugs Alive
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Post by Susan on May 24, 2005 17:13:10 GMT -5
<<"I'll go to 4th and Drucker today and see if the Armenian man returns. ">> Hey Bugs, I'll go too just in case you need backup.
A chocolate malted falcon, I got to get me one of those......... Unless of course it's ah................ on the endangered species list like Ed says
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Post by bugsalive2 on May 24, 2005 19:16:42 GMT -5
Susan,
Thanks for offering to back me up by coming down to the malt shop at 4th and Drucker. I appreciate it, and I never know when I might need help. I think you will really like the chocolate malted falcons. They were only on the endangered species list until the malt shop attendants agreed to stay with the new management. If it appears that anyone is following you, use the side entrance through the cigar shop. Again, thanks.
Bugs Alive
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Post by adapted2 on May 24, 2005 22:11:27 GMT -5
Thanks for helping Bugs out, Susan! I trust that you enjoyed your malted falcon, and please be sure to spread the word! I guarantee that if that pititful, scary acting Armenian man had shown up today, y'all would've ended up with a serious case of indigestion, as well as probably a whole lot more, from the experience. So, Bugs, I just happen to think, I'm gonna let you have the stun-gun back. Either that, or maybe I need to be there when you try to subdue the Armenian. I can tell you right now, he's not going down easy. I figure that I can keep him under submission, by zapping him as needed, while you are busy performing the wound disinfection and removal of his microchip. Does that sound like it'll work? Yes, I know the routine...I've gotten my memory back now. (As well as my stars)
Dah......or at least, I DID have me stars...earlier. (It's da guvyment, I'm just shore, it's da guvyment.)
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Post by Hope on May 25, 2005 4:22:57 GMT -5
Please tell me if I have this correct.
First thing is to zap my implant with a stun gun and then I disinfect with a chocolate malted falcon?
It just sounds too easy, what’s the catch?
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Post by adapted2 on May 25, 2005 5:50:26 GMT -5
Oh my, Hope. You're obviously suffering the same ill effects that I did, following my implant removal! It took me at least 5 days to recover. Just try and be patient with yourself, because your memory will be restored to you soon! Hope, Bugs took your implant out last week, and disposed of it, by planting it on the ice cream delivery truck. I had given you a spiked, I mean, medicinal malted falcon beforehand, and you may even still have a few lingering effects from that. Mercy, Hope, don't you dare go trying to do anything like you've asked about here! No, no, no! Just ride it out for a few more days, and you'll be back back to normal, and have total recall. Maybe you'd better come down to 4th and Drucker and hang out where we can keep an eye on you. (Bugs, this doesn't sound too good. Maybe we should confiscate Hope's stun-gun and give it back to her in a few days.)
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Post by Susan on May 25, 2005 13:36:28 GMT -5
Bugs, I was there, I bet you didn't even recognize me that was me, the cigar store indian. I thought I had been followed. So I slipped around to the side door like you said. However I never did see the man in question, He must have come in the front door. I stayed there for a couple hours, before I realised it would be safe to go in. By that time I was as stiff as a wooden indian. The attendant asked what could they get for me, I said I'll have a chocolate malted falcon.....shhhhhh the attendant said someone may be lurking around. I mentioned you Bugs and adapted, then all was cool I got my chocolate malted falcon. WOW!!!!!!!!! anyway Did you and adapted get him? Adapted, when I left the malt shop, I saw someone with 3 extra stars, I think they were yours, do you think they were yours? Hope, I hope you are feeling better today, the medicinal malted falcon works wonders..... Looking forward to our next assignment. anything for the betterment and to save the world. Stay safe
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Post by bugsalive2 on May 25, 2005 22:01:06 GMT -5
Susan,
I appreciate the backup, and I'm glad that you got to try your first chocolate malted falcon. I'm sorry that you got stuck in the cigar shop for so long. I didn't see the Armenian, but I agree with Adapted that we may need a stun-gun to subdue the man. I also agree that we need to talk Hope out of her stun-gun for a few days, so she won't accidentally hurt herself.
Respectfully Yours, Bugs Alive
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Post by adapted on May 28, 2005 19:11:15 GMT -5
Hope, how are things going for you at this point in time? I thought about you, last night, when an inplant worked its way out of the third toe on my right foot. I hadn't even known it was in there. It came out, all on its own, when I bumped my toe into a clothes hamper in my utility room. Nasty ordeal, involving a lot of stagnant blood, but at least I'm rid of it now, and Bugs Alive didn't even have to dig it out for me. BTW, I enjoyed last night Bugs, and I'm glad you had fun trying on my new purple shades. You can borrow them anytime. They looked pretty good on you, with that fedora you're always wearing these days.
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Post by bugsalive2 on May 29, 2005 18:46:31 GMT -5
Tinkerbell,
I enjoyed the camp out too, especially in the treehouse in the enchanted forest. I'm glad we built it. There were sure a lot of fireflies, and a million bright stars.
I like the purple shades, except the tint reminds me of the purple haze from the chemtrails. They do make the vortexes easier to see, and avoid, and of course we don't want to get caught up in any more of them than we have to.
Susan,
I saw the Armenian. He was mumbling something about the Ottoman Empire. I didn't try to get up close until someone gets here with a stun-gun and to help hold him while I remove his implant. I'll keep the cars from hitting him though.
Bugs Alive
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Post by Hope on May 30, 2005 0:46:37 GMT -5
Ok, who ever thought of the stun gun idea could you please reveal yourself! IT DOES NOT WORK!!! All it does is give me an awful rash with cottony fiberous stuff coming out! I must have tried it damn near fifty times until I finally figured out that I had to fill the wurshtub up with that chocolate malted falcon liquid, soak in it, and then zap the juice to make it stop beeping. Why didn’t you guys tell me this??? The beeping was really driving me crazy! Somebody could have warned me!
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Post by adapted on May 30, 2005 5:06:06 GMT -5
Oh Lawdy-me, Hope. Here's an excerpt from my May 24th post, mentioning how the stun-gun (that Bugs Alive mailed to me, last month, to use as protection against a vicious dog that comes into my yard), is involved. It isn't to be used as a means of removing implants, from anyone, except as mentioned below.
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"So, Bugs, I just happen to think, I'm gonna let you have the stun-gun back. Either that, or maybe I need to be there when you try to subdue the Armenian. I can tell you right now, he's not going down easy. I figure that I can keep him under submission, by zapping him as needed, while you are busy performing the wound disinfection and removal of his microchip."
Hope, this is a dangerous weapon, that we're going to have to employ, as the only obvious method of subduing the erratic Armenian man-in-question. I will have to keep him disabled, with the current, for as long as necessary, so that Bugs Alive can perform the debridement of his implant, and treat the infection, the man is apparently suffering from.
Bugs, and I, tried, unsuccesssfully, to locate you, before you attempted anything like this. We'd trusted that you would see my cautionary post to you the other day, and understand. I am so disheartened, and concerned, to see how things have taken such a terrible turn. I wish, now, that I had gone ahead and put an APB out, on you, before I became so involved with other things. That was probably the only way that this misfortunate occurrence could've possibly been prevented.
I don't know if the voltage level from your stun-gun's current may have created any possible, future, adverse effects, or not, Hope. I'm sure the ill effects you've reported, are bad enough. I'm so sorry you're going through such a harrowing experience.
Rest assured, that no harm was done with the malted falcon soak. A malted falcon is strictly, nothing more than, a delectable soda fountain beverage, providing no benefits, whatsoever, as a disinfecting agent. I do, sometimes, add a touch of Appalachian home remedy to them, as a sedative, to offer implant victims, before Bugs performs their removal procedures. That is the only time that a malted falcon is ever used for any type of medicinal purposes.
It isn't enough to apologize for the misunderstanding, but I don't know what else to offer at this point. My associate and I may be able to come up with something to assist you, in the near future, down on 4th and Drucker. We will do our best, Hope, and let us all hope, for the best. - Hold on tightly, Adapted
Professor, I'm going to Lowes to purchase some heavy-duty cable, and anything else I can think of, today. I'll help you set things up, later on, and if you can think of anything else we might need, please let me know well ahead of time. As always, thank you so much for everything. - Sincerely, TB
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Post by Hope on May 30, 2005 7:38:17 GMT -5
Oh no! I draw the line when it comes to heavy-duty cable!!! And I don’t care what way you people set up any kind of contraption. Your not hog tying me with any heavy-duty cable wire!!!
What's wrong with you people?
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Post by adapted on May 30, 2005 8:11:46 GMT -5
Professor? I ain't even. Would you care to? (Yes, I'm sorry, it's another fine mess I've gotten us into.)
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Post by ANTHILL on May 30, 2005 8:23:14 GMT -5
GOT BUGS ?[/size][/color] Dont ya see' that was a play on the Got milk comercal HEE"HEE"HEE"HAW"HAW" ;D
All togather now ......THAT"S TOO SILLY ![/size][/color]
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Post by adapted on May 30, 2005 8:55:22 GMT -5
Oh, hep me! Hep me! I need some of that heavy-duty hog-tyin' cable right now for Anthill. That ain't what the cable is actually gonna be used for, but it sounds like a good idea Hope provided! Hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw!
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Post by bugsalive2 on May 30, 2005 9:39:04 GMT -5
Hello Everybody,
I think we're going to have to fully sedate Hope before she accidentally electrocutes herself. Adapted, can you mix her up a malted falcon with some of your strongest elixir. Everybody be careful when she goes down. She's got a good grip on that stun-gun, and she's definitely a little trigger-happy.
Bugs Alive
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Post by ANTHILL on May 30, 2005 14:31:55 GMT -5
Hog tying isnt that a little bit kinky?
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Post by Hope on May 30, 2005 22:39:11 GMT -5
Ant, So I like kink. What's wrong with that?
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