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Post by morgellonsmoe on Dec 4, 2007 19:31:45 GMT -5
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Post by overandover on Dec 4, 2007 19:51:20 GMT -5
Walter's got my vote
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Post by Sidney on Dec 4, 2007 22:33:21 GMT -5
I guess I'm way behind, but on CBS news tonight I saw what I believe to be the older guy who plays head honcho on Law and Order and nearly choked on my food when I realize he seems to be running for President.
I admit it. I don't like politics, never have, and I like "Shrub" even less.
My otherwise fairly unruffled spouse froths and foams at the mouth, and says bad words I wouldn't dare post here everytime this person appears on television. Sometimes I think I'll just stuff a sock in his mouth to shut him up, but I feel the same way.
Guess I feel about "Shrub" the same way I feel about the person who holds the position of Health Commissioner in our State.
We've been seduced and abandoned. It sucks.
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Post by morgellonsmoe on Dec 8, 2007 19:32:26 GMT -5
Tiffany's Store
A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadv ertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to poop when I tell you the price.'
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Post by morgellonsmoe on Dec 8, 2007 19:33:37 GMT -5
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
“There 's a car being towed from the parking lot', he shouted.
A few moments passed... 'An ambulance just drove by'
A few moments later,' Looks like the Anderson 's have company', he called out.
“Matt's riding a new bike.....”
A few moments later, 'Looks like the Sanders are moving'
“Jason is on his skate board....”
A few more moments, 'The Coopers are having sex!!”
Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know they are having sex?”
“Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too.”
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