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Post by Chazman on Aug 14, 2005 3:34:05 GMT -5
Okay, we've been wanting to start this for over a year. The thread is for the dumbest thing you've ever heard come out of a dermatologist's mouth. We'll go first: "...well.... it's known by different names in different countries." "...it's amazing to me that after hearing about these 'fibers' for over 27 years.... all of a sudden, THEY NOW COME IN COLORS..!"
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Post by Patti on Aug 14, 2005 7:26:15 GMT -5
"...I believe that you believe this is happening to you. Let me send you to a place where everyone will believe you."
"...have you been drinking?" (I offered up a blood test, which he declined.)
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Post by JohnLIB on Aug 14, 2005 8:30:18 GMT -5
As he sat in a chair across the room as far away from me as he could get and still be in the same room he said as I was unbuttoning my shirt, "NO, STOP! Don't take you shirt off. I don't need to examine you. I know what is wrong and am writing you a Rx." I then took my shirt off and gave it five or six really hard shakes (stuff filled the air), slung my shirt over my shoulder and walked out through the waiting room. Bet they used 3 gallons of bleach and wore out two vacuume cleaners cleaning that room.
Lesser is Better
John
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Post by Patti on Aug 14, 2005 9:04:28 GMT -5
;D
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Post by Chazman on Aug 17, 2005 0:32:16 GMT -5
"Have you been scratching this...?"
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Post by candy on Aug 26, 2005 18:25:12 GMT -5
have you been out of the country i call back to say that i have a real bad rash they said that it has notthing to with it but they dont no what it is
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Post by Duhmmmmmm on Aug 26, 2005 19:15:29 GMT -5
"I don't understand the fibers, but it's eczema for sure." oh brother...........
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Post by Chazman on Aug 26, 2005 19:24:35 GMT -5
.....Did you get the biopsy results..?
"Yes.... and we did not find ANY animals."
.....(who said anything about 'animals'..?)
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Post by Taratula38dr jekyl on Sept 11, 2005 22:38:21 GMT -5
"I understand Ms Taratuila how much stress this has caused you. The insects are all in your mind" as she pats my hand and throws my samples in the garbage.
Well I patted hers back and mine were sweaty...I told her to keep my# in case she ever needed to call me about any strange happenings..
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Post by dermconfusion on Sept 12, 2005 7:57:20 GMT -5
What's up with derms? Why are they so dumb anyway?
They don't seem to: 1. Look 2. Listen 3. Think
Other than that, they're the best!!!
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Post by Anony Annie on Sept 14, 2005 12:19:15 GMT -5
Just to be fair, some dermatologists have good aspects to their personality. Though mine is an abominable doctor, she makes a great meatloaf. Annie
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Post by adapted on Sept 15, 2005 2:09:50 GMT -5
Oh, I gotta tell y'all about dermo. I didn't go to him when I had Morgellons, but I've been to him for other things, several times in the past.
This guy is good. I mean, really good. He is the freakiest geek of a doctor you can imagine, always wearing this gigantic black helmet with a big flip down magnifying visor. I don't think he ever removes it. I bet he drives his wife crazy, keeping it on at home. Why, I don't doubt that he even wears it out in public. Truly, the man is strange. He knows his stuff though.
He looks like a cross between Dean Stockwell, the actor, Alice Cooper, and that kid that used to play Ernie on My Three Sons.
Off-beat, whacky little man, but an excellent doctor.
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