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Post by Patti on Nov 3, 2005 8:45:34 GMT -5
When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital:
The Allergists voted to scratch it. The Dermatologists advised no rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians stated they were all laboring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted; the Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" While the Pediatricians said, "Grow up!
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness; the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, and the Radiologists could see right through it!
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow; the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter".
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
And in the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some a-hole.
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Post by b ross on Jan 12, 2006 21:09:20 GMT -5
clever---enjoyable to read. Betsy
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Post by ANTHILL on Jan 12, 2006 21:30:38 GMT -5
That was good ;D
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Post by frisk on Jan 14, 2006 0:36:03 GMT -5
I wonder what the GYN would have said! ?:-*Frisk
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Post by frisk on Jan 14, 2006 19:01:45 GMT -5
Ok The male GYN said he couldnt care less(HES a real sour puss) ,just hurry up and make a decision and quit puss ie footin around, As long as he gets a hot muffin now and then hes content! :-*frisk
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Post by Frisk on Jan 14, 2006 19:04:59 GMT -5
And the Chiropracter cracked up and said as long as i can still get a boner ;D :-*Frisk
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Post by Frisk on Jan 14, 2006 19:09:36 GMT -5
And that nasty nurse told everyone to" stick that thermoniter up your A s s " She was way too busy spreading cheeks. ;D
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Post by hilary on Feb 6, 2006 11:34:52 GMT -5
What's the difference between God and a doctor? ? God doesn't think he's a doctor.....
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