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Post by Patti on Nov 11, 2005 7:09:49 GMT -5
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Post by just me on Nov 14, 2005 10:24:21 GMT -5
why did the police arrest the turkey?
they suspected it of fowl play.
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Post by just me on Nov 14, 2005 10:24:57 GMT -5
how do you keep a turkey in suspense?
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Post by TonyM on Nov 19, 2005 17:03:57 GMT -5
HAHAHA.....suspense....LMAO!!! Kewl link on the Turkey - lolol....
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Post by frisk on Nov 19, 2005 19:22:20 GMT -5
Oh Patty, that was so cute! Im a vegetarian so I especially appreciate that. How do you guys eat such cute lil turkeys?! :-*Frisky cat
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Post by ANTHILL on Nov 19, 2005 19:52:50 GMT -5
Patti--- Love that DIsco and Frisky good for you turkey's are dirty nasty birds I use to raise a few and they would attack if you turned your back on them They have a spooky stare when they look at you they are pure evil if you ask me" not really but it seem's that way This is one of my favorite jokesA young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
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Post by frisk on Nov 19, 2005 23:01:51 GMT -5
Hi Ant! Great story. I knew this woman couple who had a bird and the bird was so jelious of the other woman it would tell her F--- you! It was pretty comical but the hatred between the two was incredible. The way they would swear at each other cracked me up!! Maybe the turkeys know they are gonna get slaughtered and thats why there so onery!!Ive never bonded with a turkey before really . I was just going by the one in the cartoon with the cute butt. :-*Frisky cat
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Post by TonyM on Nov 20, 2005 1:21:32 GMT -5
OMG!!! That was ALL hilarious!!! Keep the humor coming guys/gals......TonyM
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