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Post by ANTHILL on Dec 14, 2005 12:03:06 GMT -5
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
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Post by TonyM on Dec 14, 2005 12:17:48 GMT -5
OMG!!! LMAO!!!!! I SO Needed that Ant!!!! You really are a great person.....that all made me laugh So much!!!!
Keep up the good work!!!!
Yer bud,
TonyM
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Post by frisk on Dec 24, 2005 20:22:06 GMT -5
Oh my good ness Ant! You must have an awful long third leg! ;D :-*Frisky
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Post by Ed on Dec 24, 2005 22:11:34 GMT -5
ah........use the sink???....can't 'cause it is always full of dishes. Ed
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Post by Ed on Dec 24, 2005 22:17:24 GMT -5
ah.......never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time. Ed
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Post by skytroll on Jan 8, 2006 16:34:42 GMT -5
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