Post by frisk on Jan 22, 2006 22:31:18 GMT -5
>> If you don't have a good partner,
>>
>> you'd better have a good hand."
>>
>> ~~ Woody Allen~~
>>
>>
>>
>> "There are a number of mechanical devices which
>>
>> increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
>>
>> Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
>>
>> ~~Lynn Lavner ~~
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
>>
>> ~~ Camille Paglia~~
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> "Women might be able to fake orgasms....
>>
>> But, men can fake a whole relationship."
>>
>> ~~ Sharon Stone ~~
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> "My mother never saw the irony
>>
>> in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
>>
>> ~~Jack Nicholson ~~
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> "Ah, yes, divorce...
>>
>>
>>
>> from the Latin word meaning
>>
>> to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
>>
>> ~~Robin Williams ~~
>>
>>
>>
>> "Women need a reason to have sex.
>>
>> Men just need a place."
>>
>> ~~ Billy Crystal ~~
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> "According to a new survey,
>>
>> women feel more comfortable undressing in front of men
>>
>> than they do undressing in front of other women.
>>
>> They say that women are too judgmental,
>>
>> where, of course, men are just grateful."
>>
>> ~~Robert De Niro ~~
>>
>>
>>
>> "There's very little advice in men's magazines,
>>
>> because men think, 'I know what I'm doing.
>>
>> Just show me somebody naked'."
>>
>> ~~Jerry Seinfeld ~~
>>
>>
>>
>> "See, the problem is that God gives men
>>
>> a brain and a penis,
>>
>> and only enough blood to run one at a time."
>>
>> ~~Robin Williams ~~
>>
>> " Sex is one of the most wholesome,
>>
>> beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."
>>
>> ~~ Steve Martin ~~
>>
>>
>>
>> " Bigamy is having one wife too many.
>>
>> Monogamy is the same."
>>
>> ~~Oscar Wilde ~~
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> " It isn't premarital sex
>>
>> if you have no intention of getting married."
>>
>> ~~ George Burns ~~
>>
>>
>> you'd better have a good hand."
>>
>> ~~ Woody Allen~~
>>
>>
>>
>> "There are a number of mechanical devices which
>>
>> increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
>>
>> Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
>>
>> ~~Lynn Lavner ~~
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
>>
>> ~~ Camille Paglia~~
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> "Women might be able to fake orgasms....
>>
>> But, men can fake a whole relationship."
>>
>> ~~ Sharon Stone ~~
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> "My mother never saw the irony
>>
>> in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
>>
>> ~~Jack Nicholson ~~
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> "Ah, yes, divorce...
>>
>>
>>
>> from the Latin word meaning
>>
>> to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
>>
>> ~~Robin Williams ~~
>>
>>
>>
>> "Women need a reason to have sex.
>>
>> Men just need a place."
>>
>> ~~ Billy Crystal ~~
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> "According to a new survey,
>>
>> women feel more comfortable undressing in front of men
>>
>> than they do undressing in front of other women.
>>
>> They say that women are too judgmental,
>>
>> where, of course, men are just grateful."
>>
>> ~~Robert De Niro ~~
>>
>>
>>
>> "There's very little advice in men's magazines,
>>
>> because men think, 'I know what I'm doing.
>>
>> Just show me somebody naked'."
>>
>> ~~Jerry Seinfeld ~~
>>
>>
>>
>> "See, the problem is that God gives men
>>
>> a brain and a penis,
>>
>> and only enough blood to run one at a time."
>>
>> ~~Robin Williams ~~
>>
>> " Sex is one of the most wholesome,
>>
>> beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."
>>
>> ~~ Steve Martin ~~
>>
>>
>>
>> " Bigamy is having one wife too many.
>>
>> Monogamy is the same."
>>
>> ~~Oscar Wilde ~~
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> " It isn't premarital sex
>>
>> if you have no intention of getting married."
>>
>> ~~ George Burns ~~
>>