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Post by Patti on Sept 15, 2006 15:27:51 GMT -5
Confucius Says. . .
- Man who stand on toilet high on pot
- Crowded elevator smell different to little person
- He who eats too many prunes, sits on potty many moons
- Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self
- Man who make love to girl on hill...he not on level
- Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs
- State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun
- Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands
- Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn
- Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole
- Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind
- Man who lose key to girl friends apartment, no get nukie
- He who stick head in open window get pane in neck
- Man who drop watch in whisky is wasting time
- Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion
- Man who read woman like book, prefer braille
- Man who sit on hot stove will rise again
- Man who sit on tack get point
- Man who sleep in cat house by day, in doghouse by night
- Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
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Post by friskers on Sept 17, 2006 19:09:17 GMT -5
Such words of wisdom!! Heres Friskys version...
Man who go to sleep happy get many uplifting dreams....and awaken in tent. ;D :-*Frisk Ps. let me think about some more!
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Post by friskers on Sept 17, 2006 20:04:39 GMT -5
Woman who go to sleep happy awaken to face in lap ;D
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Post by friskers on Sept 18, 2006 2:18:57 GMT -5
Man who is wise knows pleasure at arms length ;D
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Post by Patti on Sept 23, 2006 13:00:34 GMT -5
Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew.
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Post by friskers on Sept 25, 2006 0:51:13 GMT -5
Confucius say " Patty, that was funny!!" ;D ;D :-*Frisk
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Post by friskers on Sept 27, 2006 3:07:53 GMT -5
man who has hole in pocket feel cocky all day long! ;D ;D
Ok I cheated and looked that one up although doesnt it sound like a Frisky original? ;D :-*Frisk
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