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Post by Patti on Mar 26, 2007 13:30:32 GMT -5
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds" Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man.
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Post by ANTHILL on Mar 26, 2007 15:00:38 GMT -5
That joke get's A A+++in vary funny from me ;D
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Post by Patti on Mar 27, 2007 18:04:16 GMT -5
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife--Cold As Ever'!" " Oh yea?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband--Stiff At Last'!"
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Post by friskers on Mar 27, 2007 19:11:58 GMT -5
;DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! That was mean but FUNNY!!
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