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Post by suebee on Feb 7, 2007 22:02:42 GMT -5
your bare feet have not touched the floor in over two years
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Post by janedough on Feb 7, 2007 22:03:15 GMT -5
. . . your biggest fear is changing your dryers lint catcher or vaccuum bag.
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Post by janedough on Feb 7, 2007 22:06:11 GMT -5
. . . You would rather have AIDS because it is a recognizable disease and they have medicine for it.
. . . you suddenly believe in conspiracies because you are actually living in one.
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Post by valerie on Feb 7, 2007 22:06:51 GMT -5
Lol--this is so funny--but so true!My life has become a 1950's science fiction movie--"The night of the living plant woman".......
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Post by valerie on Feb 7, 2007 22:08:41 GMT -5
Lol--this is so funny--but so true!My life has become a 1950's science fiction movie--"The night of the living plant woman".......
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Post by jeff on Feb 7, 2007 22:09:34 GMT -5
You actually read posts on the internet with headlines that say ....."I saw one.." Or I Saw it move...or eggs hatching...You actually look with interest at microscopic pictures of somebodys poop they dug out of the toilet.....
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Post by suebee on Feb 7, 2007 22:10:15 GMT -5
a friend drops by for coffee and you tell her the kids must have been playing with the pepper in your kitchen-
You tell strangers you've never met that "you love them" and they are your best buds.
You tell your pals, this has been fun but I gotta go take a egg white rub down.
Goodnight all
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Post by janedough on Feb 7, 2007 22:12:30 GMT -5
Jeff, I am pissing my pants laughing at that. I cannot bear to look at most peoples samples, yet find myself going, yup, yup, I've seen that one. OH yeah and that one too. Wow. I can't beilieve that one it looks just like the thing I pulled outta my nose three days ago.
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Post by cozmikanjel on Feb 7, 2007 22:14:41 GMT -5
omg my cheeks hurt (not butt)!
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Post by janedough on Feb 7, 2007 22:15:20 GMT -5
. . . YOU WISH YOU WERE DELUSIONAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by buginarug on Feb 7, 2007 22:16:44 GMT -5
you guys having fun? It's about time we laughed hard!
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Post by buginarug on Feb 7, 2007 22:19:36 GMT -5
....You've ever been asked " honey where are the Q-tips, I swear I just bought some.
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Post by janedough on Feb 7, 2007 22:23:34 GMT -5
. . . Your husband asks you what that white substance in a ziploc bag is doing in your closet and you respond with Oh honey, don't worry, its legal. It diatomacious earth and I just didn't want the kids to find it.
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Post by cozmikanjel on Feb 7, 2007 22:24:33 GMT -5
youre brilliant bug i cant remember the last time i have laughed so much...usually has to be George Carlin that gets me going like this! brilliant i tell ya
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Post by janedough on Feb 7, 2007 22:26:42 GMT -5
. . . you can pour salt or vinegar into a wound and it doesn't even hurt.
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Post by buginarug on Feb 7, 2007 22:29:35 GMT -5
okay one more before I go You have Morgellons if..... .....in your spare time you play connect the dots with all your lesions......"oh look honey, its a frog, no...maybe a fish......or a .......
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Post by buginarug on Feb 7, 2007 22:39:45 GMT -5
last one I swear.
.......with all the theorys going around you've made yourself a tin foil hat and while nobodys looking you put it on and whisper nanoo, nanoo.....just incase
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Post by megan on Feb 8, 2007 1:37:17 GMT -5
hehehehehee
you all are too funny, most I've laughed in a long time.
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Post by gertie on Feb 8, 2007 1:57:37 GMT -5
That was a great laugh! I recognized myself in 99% of them and yeh, we needed that!
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Post by reliefseeker on Feb 8, 2007 1:57:38 GMT -5
If you spend more money on cleaning products and supplements than you do food...
If you have seen 8 dermatologists in one month....and still don't know you have been labeled DOP...
If you are greeted at the ER on a first name basis...
If you hold the adhesive lint roller more than you do the remote control...
RS
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