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Post by freaky on Feb 8, 2007 3:21:17 GMT -5
When you write a post, and forget what your point was. You start writing about another point, & end up hitting post reply, & everything you said was wrong. One has to be way out there to do this.
When you read over some old posts, and don't recognise who wrote the last one you read. It appears to be really stupid, so you want to find out who wrote it, & find out it was you.
When you recieve phone calls before 12 noon, & can't recall anything about them because you were sleeping.
When you're still in your PJ's at 5:oo PM because you pick your face before you take a bath, & get dressed.
When you're late for everything you do because you couldn't get your face right.
When you have to continually get new sets of nails because your face looked so bad, you never loook good enough in time to get fills.
When your husband, or other half get in a panic when they can't find you in the bathroom.
When you brag about friends you never have seen.
When the neighbors look out their window, see you in your pj's, inspecting the doggie poo.
When you start buying PJ/s instead of clothes, because you like to look good, but are only really dressed a couple hours before bedtime.
You got to pray to make it today.
When weeks of laundry start to pile high on the couch because inbetween picking your face, & getting on the computer, you don't have time to deal with it.
The sad part about the above is, they may only happen to me because of sever paristization of my brain.
When you're looking for something, go into another room to find it, & find youself doing something else, with no recall of what you originally set out to do.
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Post by life on Feb 8, 2007 9:58:19 GMT -5
-- your cupboards are organized by supplement type. -- you use your spice rack to organized your bottles of tinctures.
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Post by janedough on Feb 8, 2007 12:04:15 GMT -5
. . . Your on a first name basis with the workers at the tack shop and you have never owned a horse in your life.
. . . Your pharmacy is petmeds dot com.
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Post by belikewater on Feb 8, 2007 14:46:45 GMT -5
This is the hardest I have laughed in ages. Thank you so much!!! I know I'm a Morgie when ... I try to explain my symptoms to sympathetic friends who tell me I am imagining things as they start to back away ... because I spend two hours a day massaging stuff into my skin and never get to the 'joy button' ... because salt water has become my drink of choice ... because I have researched rare diseases and remedies from the medieval times to try to cure myself and I am now sure I know what caused werewolves ... because only the 'imaginary' medicine of homeopathy has been able to cure this horrible DOP itch I had ...
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Post by belikewater on Feb 8, 2007 15:02:33 GMT -5
trying to figure out what to say if anyone at the laundi-mat ever asks me why I add floor ammonia to my wash...
getting complimented on amazingly clean, lint free clothes ...
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Post by friskers on Feb 8, 2007 21:10:04 GMT -5
when you get your jollys by posting inappropriate sexual comments ;D
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Post by bannanny on Feb 9, 2007 5:36:37 GMT -5
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaheehehheehheheh!!!!! I luv it!!!!!
OKKKKKAY, you have Morgellons if.....................................................
..... you see the image in the bathroom mirror and it throws you back against the wall where you become frozen with terror until the shock subsides.
..... you have no wardrobe, but you have a hat for every single pair of shoes you used to have.
..... you think you may want to try free fall sky diving or swimming with sharks.
..... you spend alot of time wondering what it was you were thinking, when there's no reason to wonder about it in the first place becuz you can't think anymore anyway.
Now, this was some good readin!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the lol tune up!!!
love ya's ~~ bannanny
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Post by belikewater on Feb 9, 2007 14:04:07 GMT -5
you just threw out your shoes because they were attacking you ...
you buy adult diapers knowing NASA will pick you for the Mars mission because you can grow your own clothes and produce electricity ..
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Post by patricia1 on Feb 10, 2007 0:35:36 GMT -5
When you are standing in front of the bathroom mirror talking to your hair in a threating manner!
When your husband starts getting a little nervous when he see's you with the "Special Spray Bottle" in hand - knowing it's time for the whole house, everything inside included, "Spray Down".
Take care, patti2
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Post by friskers on Feb 10, 2007 0:40:21 GMT -5
when being a bad girl means you had a cookie or ate some sugar WHen your really naughty it means you ate the whole bag! ;D
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Post by bannanny on Feb 10, 2007 1:53:14 GMT -5
..... when you think you'd be better off if you go find a cave to live in cuz you know Bigfoot would be an understanding new friend.
..... when you're having ice cream withdrawals every single second of every passing day.
..... when you justify eating your ice cream by thinking, "screw you....you're not gonna control what I do anymore!"
..... when after eating your ice cream you realize your control panel must've blown a circuit cuz the message above was never received......now you must pay.
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Post by buginarug on Feb 10, 2007 2:34:05 GMT -5
in the mood for ice cream bananny? lol Before M I never, I mean NEVER liked sweets, now I cant get enough, including icecream, its the devil. Wreaks havoc on the system, but alas...I am sooo weak. Ben&Jerry's anyone?
I think its funny you hit on that topic, I was debating on rading the freezer.
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Post by susiq on Feb 11, 2007 3:56:18 GMT -5
......when you comb your hair.....with a sticky lint roller!!
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Post by janedough on Feb 11, 2007 10:39:41 GMT -5
. . . when you go shopping for clothes, you determine your purchase on the amount of fibers sticking to it rather than style or price.
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Post by life on Feb 11, 2007 12:10:39 GMT -5
I love this thread!!
-- when your students ask you what is wrong with your face.
-- when you ask for help at the health food store and they take three big giant steps back from you when they get a good look.
-- when other people's dogs smell like crazy at you where lesions are under your cloths and won't stop until you tell them, "Thankyou, I know, you are right."
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Post by belikewater on Feb 11, 2007 17:19:28 GMT -5
I'm still laughing, guys, THANKS
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Post by bannanny on Feb 11, 2007 20:06:12 GMT -5
You got it buginarug....... New York Cherry Cheesecake Ice Cream!!!!!!! My mouth's watering now! Ahhhhhhhhhhh, gotta get some!
luv ya's ~~ bannanny
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Post by ed on Feb 11, 2007 20:55:46 GMT -5
ah.......when your pants legs are always stuffed down in the top of your white socks.....when you put the milk in the closet and try to hang your coat in the frig....when you have a "clean" room in your house where you keep the clean clothes in plastic bags.....when there are rooms you don't dare enter, maybe even sealed up with duct tape....when you get excited about a sale on industrial grade washers and dryers...when the phone rings you put the remote control to your ear...when after taking your vet meds you fall off the couch while trying to lick an impossible to reach body part...Ed
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Post by bannanny on Feb 12, 2007 1:49:28 GMT -5
Would that be the impossible dream, ed?
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Post by friskers on Feb 12, 2007 2:43:41 GMT -5
Ed......you need to get yourself a tongue toy. Just about like the real thing!
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