susiq
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Post by susiq on Feb 12, 2007 2:56:57 GMT -5
when you can't remember WHEREyou put the thing you are looking for........and then can't remember WHAT you were looking for.
when you panic when you run out of PAPER TOWELS!!
ah.......ed......that was sooo funny!!!! Did you hurt yourself, when you fell off of the couch??
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Post by janedough on Feb 12, 2007 13:42:38 GMT -5
. . . your latest scent is vinegar with hints of anise and peppermint.
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Post by buginarug on Feb 12, 2007 14:04:12 GMT -5
....you have so many fibers you have made yourself an appointment with Petco to get yourself GROOMED
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Post by buginarug on Feb 12, 2007 14:06:29 GMT -5
....while at Petco your groomer says to you "I'll have to charge you extra because you're MATTED!"
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Post by buginarug on Feb 12, 2007 14:09:59 GMT -5
....during your bath at Petco your groomer also says "There will also be an extra charge for the "special shampoo I have to use"
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Post by buginarug on Feb 12, 2007 14:12:45 GMT -5
....the total bill at Petco comes to 495.23, because you were an ASS during your visit, having Anrgy Brain and all, plus all of the ExTrA's she had to do......
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Post by friskers on Feb 13, 2007 19:46:08 GMT -5
"ah.......ed......that was sooo funny!!!! Did you hurt yourself, when you fell off of the couch?? " Im sure he got a real stiffie........neck that is ;D
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Post by ed on Feb 13, 2007 23:40:33 GMT -5
ah..........I used the word "YOU" not I. Didn't say I did that but don't let that spoil your stimulating mental image...Ed
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susiq
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Post by susiq on Feb 15, 2007 5:12:07 GMT -5
You remember when you DIDN'T have to shave your face.......as often as your husband does!!!!
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Post by buginarug on Mar 11, 2007 9:34:38 GMT -5
....somewhere on your butt there is a tatoo that says: USDA GRADE A INSPECTED!
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Post by Patti on Mar 11, 2007 9:42:20 GMT -5
....your sex life is so dead the buzzards are circling.
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Post by toni on Mar 11, 2007 9:57:46 GMT -5
That a bag over my head isn't such a bad idea after all!
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Post by Patti on Mar 11, 2007 11:47:42 GMT -5
Tonie, I've seen that head and it's too pretty for a bag!
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Post by toni on Mar 11, 2007 11:52:40 GMT -5
Awww, that was so nice-you are a sweetheart!
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Post by lydski on Mar 13, 2007 9:32:21 GMT -5
the sounds heard coming from the bathroom while expelling invaders... sounds like you're having the big ONE!!
(this one's espically for Frisky!!)
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Post by friskers on Mar 15, 2007 19:00:10 GMT -5
Thanks Lydski ;D You have morgellons if your fantacy life is way more exciting than your real life, and you start to sexually harass other forum members ;D
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Post by imblownaway on Mar 15, 2007 19:51:02 GMT -5
That was the best laugh I have had in a long time. You funny oeople.
When you no longer have to style your hair cause it does its own thing.
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Post by friskers on Mar 15, 2007 21:40:48 GMT -5
Thanks Lydski ;D You have morgellons if your fantacy life is way more exciting than your real life, and you start to sexually harass other forum members ;D Dont worry administrators, its just a select few who dont seem to mind. ;D
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Post by valerie on Mar 15, 2007 22:27:37 GMT -5
Im so glad this post is still going--it is so funny! We need to laugh to keep from cryin!
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Post by toni on Mar 16, 2007 8:17:06 GMT -5
When anyone who knocks at your door, the first thought is "are these people coming to get me"?
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