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Post by morgellonsmoe1 on Aug 15, 2007 11:17:44 GMT -5
you get arrested for public drunkerdness .. but havent had a drink or drug in decadess
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Post by morgellonsmoe1 on Aug 12, 2007 14:37:19 GMT -5
you could win a bunch on the game show "dummer than a 5th grader "
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Post by morgellonsmoe1 on Aug 11, 2007 14:51:39 GMT -5
BOB - condom LOLOL Hahaha see I am not thinking irashionally !!
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Post by morgellonsmoe1 on Aug 10, 2007 16:49:52 GMT -5
That wet suite sex one is funny But I think these fibers have safe sex down pat ...noffin stops their reproduction so far
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Post by morgellonsmoe1 on Aug 10, 2007 16:48:02 GMT -5
LOL That Derm one is good !! Hahahaha
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Post by morgellonsmoe1 on Aug 10, 2007 16:46:59 GMT -5
You can no longer pass the eye test at the DMV but you can see things that no microcope, Xray.. and so forth can .. shucks the FBI can not see what we can
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Post by morgellonsmoe1 on Aug 10, 2007 16:37:03 GMT -5
WE were wrong ..The colors RED WHITE AND BLUE do run ... all over and in our bodies
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Post by morgellonsmoe1 on Aug 10, 2007 16:36:08 GMT -5
The Movie "Hair"brings on nightmares
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Post by morgellonsmoe1 on Aug 10, 2007 16:06:23 GMT -5
you seek out bug lights at the store mid December
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Post by morgellonsmoe1 on Aug 10, 2007 16:00:29 GMT -5
you wear long sleaves and slacks in 114 degree weather...polyester only now hot hot hot ( funny what brings back an old style huh?)
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Post by morgellonsmoe1 on Aug 10, 2007 15:58:50 GMT -5
you can gain or loose four pounds while you sleep no matter if you over eat or not...
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Post by morgellonsmoe1 on Aug 9, 2007 18:47:06 GMT -5
Every bug in the world seeks you out constantly
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Post by morgellonsmoe1 on Aug 9, 2007 18:45:36 GMT -5
you can not wrap your brain around the fact people are not as afraid of you as you are of you around them
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Post by morgellonsmoe1 on Aug 9, 2007 18:43:25 GMT -5
you realize that stock in plastic woulda been a good investment a year ago
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Post by morgellonsmoe1 on Aug 9, 2007 18:30:14 GMT -5
If you have spent more money than Quaker has oats for less than 2 hours of sleep every other day ...
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Post by morgellonsmoe1 on Aug 9, 2007 18:27:48 GMT -5
anything made of cotten bites you even if it it bleach burnt .
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Post by morgellonsmoe1 on Aug 4, 2007 19:38:12 GMT -5
If you have a shedennder comb but not a dog.. ya might be a morgie
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Post by morgellonsmoe1 on Aug 4, 2007 19:36:59 GMT -5
If your cabnets hold more products than your local Walmart .. ya might be a morgie
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Post by morgellonsmoe1 on Aug 4, 2007 19:35:34 GMT -5
If you do your shopping for your drugs at the local feed and grain store ... ya might be a morgie
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Post by morgellonsmoe1 on Aug 5, 2007 13:45:43 GMT -5
she had herpes saw the show
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