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Post by Chazman on Jun 22, 2005 20:19:27 GMT -5
...your local Wal-Mart has installed two new rows for stocking triple A batteries (just for your handheld microscope fetish).
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Post by Patti on Jun 24, 2005 9:43:07 GMT -5
.....you go to bed with your lint roller instead of your teddy bear.
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Post by ANTHILL on Jun 24, 2005 13:51:01 GMT -5
---If the lady at the check out counter in a store makes a snide comment about the smell of your colone or perfume
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Post by Mmeme on Jun 24, 2005 20:27:22 GMT -5
Are you on the protocol from Swartz ?
But anyway,,if the local Gnc, Walmart, and the 24hr pharmacy person, all ask,,, Oh hi, where have you been ?
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Post by ANTHILL on Jun 24, 2005 23:26:19 GMT -5
Quote Mmeme[/Color] Are you on the protocol from Swartz
No I'm doing my own thing lord knows what I'm doing now might of worked if I would of done it when this first began but at the time I had faith in doctors and every day I waited for them to get of there ass thinking that they were going to find something the more I got infested
If I had known about the keep you In the dark and feed you bullshit mushroom DOP Therapy in the firs place things might of been different
As far as bugs are concerned I'm screwed through and through and it is thanks to trusting Doctors and as far as money to pay doctors they have all of it so besides you guys I'm on my own ant the mad alchemist
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Post by meme on Jun 24, 2005 23:47:42 GMT -5
Thanks for replying,,,and I do understand about the money situation. TOTALLY UNDERSTAND If I didn't have a doc that has listened over the 2 1/2 years and has said she didn't know what it was but didn't call me DOP,,,she thinks I might be a little loony but she's never said it and guess what ,,if someone told me what we tell each other,,,I'd think it also I believe,,,but I'll let you guys know next week after Dr. S tt my doc. I wouldn't even consider this if I didn't have insurance on my job,, How I've managed to keep a job with all of this is beyond me, it has to be my Higher Power looking out for me. I'm getting better, but it's sooooooooooooooooooooooooo slow and my family suffers so because of how I've been tortured with this disease. The Cat's Claw and stuff has saved me,,but if I can do this faster and can afford it,,,I'm for it,,,,wasn't so sure at first and hope I'm not disappointed in the long run,,,,,,,I guess well just wait and see,,,,,but guess what I still have my friends here to help me if it does fail. RIGHT
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Post by ANTHILL on Jun 24, 2005 23:57:49 GMT -5
I still have my friends here to help me if it does fail. RIGHT ALWAY'S!!!
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Post by Hope on Jun 25, 2005 1:52:01 GMT -5
.......you have actually considered snorting antifungals and/or antibiotics. ;D
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Post by ANTHILL on Jun 29, 2005 19:31:39 GMT -5
I have ;D
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Post by Hope on Jun 29, 2005 19:36:41 GMT -5
That's why we are made for each other darlin! I hope we get lots of Septra for our wedding gifts. ;D
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Post by ANTHILL on Jun 29, 2005 21:56:09 GMT -5
In the move Modern Problems after snorting up a bunch of powder that was supposed to banish the 'demons' from his system Chevy Chase exclamed Ahahahaha...I like it! ...I hope we get lots of Septra for our wedding gifts...... me too!! I say! I say!
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Post by Guest on Jul 2, 2005 7:28:25 GMT -5
.....Your family used oil and vinegar on their salads while you dump them on your hair and body.
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Post by Lisa on Jul 5, 2005 18:37:09 GMT -5
You've emailed embarrassing pictures of your body to complete strangers.
The sites you've bookmarked on your computer could prompt a search by the government.
Your friends and family think you must be secretly attending medical school in the middle of the night.
You find ways to wash your washer.
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Post by Patti on Jul 7, 2005 9:03:25 GMT -5
....you forget to buy milk at the store because watching everybody else itch and scratch themselves has distracted you.
...you buy stock in the companies that make hand sanitizers.
...you have more bottles of vitamins and supplements than an Olympic athlete.
...family members walk away when they see that look in your face, fearing you're going to talk about "the disease".
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Post by itchingntexas on Jul 9, 2005 2:29:40 GMT -5
All I've got to say is, you people make me smile. And I really needed to tonight. Thanks, guys. When I'm having a more light-hearted day/night, I will add some funnies to this page
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Post by debbie on Jul 10, 2005 5:49:18 GMT -5
This has been a great laugh, although its all so true, glad so many of you can make light of the situation... Good onya Chaz for starting the thread & hi there.... Patti, I loved the lint roller instead of the teddy bears, but I say give Ted his place back.... There are so many good ones you all came up with, and now I am really frustrated because I can't think of one.
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Post by itchey2 on Jul 12, 2005 19:17:11 GMT -5
if you find "ants" feeties at the end of your ankles...
if you discover Lisa sneaking around trying to discover my super secret, soon to be copyrighted and/or patented, "How to Wash Your Washer" and then we'll all be millionaires and
We'll sail away to the Island of the Now Deceased Dr Moreau
Have a Giant "See-Ants" and all be turned into beautiful exotica..........
mmmmmm sleepy.........laters...
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Post by JLR on Jul 13, 2005 9:41:20 GMT -5
...you spend hours at the grocery store reading food product labels for sugar and carb content; and your not even diabetic or on a fad diet.
...the check out girl looks at you strange for stocking up on cheap ammonia instead of the good smelling high priced cleaning products.
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Post by Ed on Jul 13, 2005 15:26:00 GMT -5
ah......you go to get your green tea out of the microwave but you open the frig door instead.
ah.....you have the here after disease....you walk in a room, turn around three times and say, "What did I come in here after?"
ah......the biggest resembleness you have with you 3 year old kid is that you both have the same number of teeth.
ah.....you have duct tape around your windows.
ah.......there are some rooms in your house that you NEVER go into; especially the basement.
ah........you have more clothes in plastic garbage bags than you have garbage.
ah........sometimes you can't spell the word "the" without looking it up in the dictionary.
ah.......when you go into a resturant you spend more time looking to see how many people start to scratch than you do looking at the menu.
ah.......you have a really fancy magnifying glass....self luminating of course. You got it to look at the "stuff" but now you need it to read...the big print.
ah.......your bare feet have not touched the floor in three years.
ah......your vacuum cleaner cost more than your car.
ah....... Ed
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Post by Guest on Jul 14, 2005 11:46:16 GMT -5
Ahhhhh.....so true Ed, thanks for the laughs (accurate as they are)!
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