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Post by Hope on Aug 22, 2005 2:29:57 GMT -5
You need to pack a suitcase just to go to a doctors appt. Blacklight, video footage, photos, samples, pocket microscope, magnifying glass, Positive Lyme test results, and Dr. Schwartz’s phone number.
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JLR
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Post by JLR on Aug 22, 2005 15:31:28 GMT -5
...when you no longer crave a fat greasy steak and coke but some of the kick-ass vegan dishes and herbal teas you've been having at the many local restaurants and health food stores lately.
...when you seriously consider becoming vegan.
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Post by Chazman on Sept 25, 2005 23:12:45 GMT -5
...you find yourself scrutinizing toe-jam under a microscope.
(that one's from Cindy... she say's y'all will understand)
-Chas
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Post by smuthy on Sept 30, 2005 4:16:30 GMT -5
you might be a morgi if you like to live in the fridge!
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Post by KB on Oct 2, 2005 22:31:13 GMT -5
20)...when past life regression now means remembering any time before Morgellons... 19)...when you start taking one shot for me, one shot for da bugs, until you realize you can't walk in a straight line then remember oh yeah, I couldn't before... 18)...when you realize you could test out of an entomology degree by now... 17)...when you amaze friends/family/Mexcian food restaurant staff alike with your new ability to consume habenero peppers... 16)...when Walmart stocks their pesticide department based solely on your product requests... 15)...you go to GNC and realize there isn't anything there you don't have already and you know more than the kid behind the counter... 14)...you chase your garlic down with menthol cough drops and vice versa... 13)...when you mull over new varieties of flea and tick shampoo like you used to mull over new people shampoo... 12)...when happy hour means antibiotic cocktail to you... 11)...when your kids get lice and you think aahh, now there's a bug I can really kill...amateurs! 10)...when an acid bath and total body shave sounds like a fun Friday night... 9)...when you shake the doc who thinks your DOP's hand extra long and offer to lend him your sweater and try to get in a long hug before you leave... 8)...when the ER night shift greets you like Norm on Cheers... 7)...when liver damage no longer scares you... 6)...when you get Post Traumatic Stress Disorder from Animal Planet's Most Extreme Creatures shows... 5)...when you realize the kids movie A Bug's Life was a really a documentary... 4)...when you get the seven year itch and realize it is the end of your sex life, not the beginning of a new one... 3)...when you make a freudian slip and introduce your self as I.M. Contagious instead of your real name... 2)...when you watch that old movie Boy in the Bubble and cry because you can relate... and finally (for you Travis) 1)...when you want to make special new friends at 3 a.m. but no one answers at 1-800-Morgellons...
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Post by DOCP on Oct 16, 2005 21:14:18 GMT -5
....when you show up to audition for The Odyssey, you insist on playing Medusa since you're already in hair and makeup. Or hair anyway.
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Post by DOCP on Oct 16, 2005 21:21:21 GMT -5
....your ex and his fiance show up to drop off your kids and ask, Do you know why our 3 yr old looks in the sky and instead of saying "plane" he says "chemtrails daddy chemtrails." You act shocked and say, "how weird, where did he get that from?"
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Post by ANTHILL on Nov 1, 2005 19:10:13 GMT -5
You might be a "Morgie" if.... When you diden't like it before you love it now and you have a collection every kind of hot pepper sauce under the sun
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Post by TonyM on Nov 19, 2005 12:00:09 GMT -5
You might be a Morgie if....
When you enter a Edwards Cinemas and think to yourself....."Man the money I could make if I scripted a made-for-tv movie called 'Morgies!!! Will YOU be next!!!' "
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Post by ebgbgms on Dec 10, 2005 1:26:44 GMT -5
You are a Morgi. if u are jumping up and down happy to see a wig shop in your town
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Post by QuestionHair1 on Dec 13, 2005 13:24:06 GMT -5
You want a better microscope for Christmas . . .
QH
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Post by frisk on Dec 13, 2005 20:17:26 GMT -5
Instead of asking Santa for a new person to come in your life you ask for a sex machine! And you fantasize about doing lap dances on Santas lap! But you dont because your afraid of being contagious. :-*Frisky
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grammavicki
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THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE...
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Post by grammavicki on Dec 13, 2005 22:09:59 GMT -5
If your bathroom cabinet is catalogued and alphabetized, you might be a Morgie!
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Post by ebgbgms on Dec 13, 2005 23:06:30 GMT -5
I laughed for the first time today! Keep goin
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Post by skytroll on Dec 13, 2005 23:42:04 GMT -5
You might be a morgie...
if you throw a fit in the Dollar Store, because they do not have your bond powder, hydrogen peroxide or bandaids, and you know you will have to go Walmart's to get your stuff.
Skytroll
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Post by frisk on Dec 29, 2005 18:55:30 GMT -5
Your a man and you start getting a new form of PMS !( pissy mental syndrome) :-*Frisky
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Post by frisk on Dec 30, 2005 2:06:58 GMT -5
That should read P_I_S_S_Y MENTAL SYNDROME ;D
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Post by betsy on Jan 6, 2006 0:51:40 GMT -5
...every night you walk to Rite Aid for boxes of ziplock bags and the highlight of your life is the "buy one get one free" sale. ( If I'd known this I'd have bought stock in plastic .)
...the dishes are out of your cupboards to make room for all the oils, pill, sprays, oiintments, and things you'd never buy in a million years .....in that other life. Betsy
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Post by betsy on Jan 6, 2006 1:22:53 GMT -5
....if you laughed loud and frequently at these comments. Think my neighbor wondered what was going on.
By the way-I didn't know anybody else freaked if the covers or quilt touched the floor.
(Thought of some more)- ...sitting at the computer feels like a war zone.
....bath and showers feel like an ordeal so you postpone them till it is a zillion O'clock.
...your legs are a cross between a red lined roadmap and a hairy ape. ....you're convinced shaving your legs is dangerous.
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