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Post by bannanny on Mar 16, 2007 22:42:27 GMT -5
Hah!!!!! Ha ha ha hee hee hee hah!!!!!
Love that buzzard one, Patti!!!!!
Too, too good and (in a sad kinda way) it's so, so funny!!!!!
thanks for the laughs ~~ bannanny
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Post by zabrubon on Mar 16, 2007 23:22:27 GMT -5
You know you have Morgellons if you:
check to see if anyone around you notices the rain of fibers floating off of you in the sunlight, and feel so freaked out.
you are out with clients and look down, and see last nights experiment with lotions that you mixed with chopped up colorful antiacids, still lacquered across the top of your left hand and it looks like lsome monster skn disease. (just happened today) and you wonder "did they see it?"
you now listen and sorta believe when others tell you about their far out weird stories and experiences. Stories that before you got sick you would have laughed at them, rolled your eyes and snickered and said they were nuts.
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Post by Patti on Mar 18, 2007 14:50:57 GMT -5
........your skin appears to have reptile scales due to mineral deposits from drip-drying after showers.
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Post by toni on Mar 18, 2007 15:22:48 GMT -5
hahaha yeah...and the fear of moisturizing afterwards.
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Post by toni on Mar 18, 2007 15:25:35 GMT -5
Something I've found myself now saying...when food is cooking, and smells good, the stomach begins growling like never before, and instead of saying wow, I'm hungry, it's my parasites are all excited.
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Post by cozmikanjel on Mar 18, 2007 16:18:49 GMT -5
....you thought u had tapeworms...and wondered if they made party hats small enough.....for the "tapeworm party" going on inside.  |
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Post by buginarug on Mar 18, 2007 17:33:00 GMT -5
You have Morgellons if
.....you think........ AIDS looks treatable in comparison
.........a towlet brush is a great back scratcher
........you take a pain pill and are amazed at all the pain that went away all over your body
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Post by buginarug on Mar 18, 2007 17:49:33 GMT -5
....while talking with your mother-in-law, you lean over the counter and drop one of your"delusions" on the empty plate
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Post by ANTHILL on Mar 18, 2007 18:11:33 GMT -5
YOU HAVE MORGELLONS IF you sympathize with the botfly run horses in the pasture next to your house
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Post by ed on Mar 18, 2007 18:41:46 GMT -5
ah.........nice 'toon, Ant. So many truths spoken in jest... but knot in Sir Lancealittle's queendom... Ed
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Post by Patti on Mar 19, 2007 20:01:48 GMT -5
......you can knit a sweater from all the long hairs you lose daily. (I wouldn't advise wearing it, though.....they would wriggle out of the stitches in no time "flat")  |
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Post by lil on Mar 20, 2007 7:23:13 GMT -5
when you look foward to death more than meeting thw big family for x.mas
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Post by lil on Mar 20, 2007 7:24:04 GMT -5
......you can knit a sweater from all the long hairs you lose daily. (I wouldn't advise wearing it, though.....they would wriggle out of the stitches in no time "flat") gift to the last way to good doctor you met LOL |
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Post by beckybailey on Mar 20, 2007 14:12:42 GMT -5
your shink asked when you began referring to yourself as a "host".....and you reply "when they began having a party on my skin!".
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Post by lydski on Mar 21, 2007 10:58:05 GMT -5
good one becky!
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Post by rhorn789 on Mar 21, 2007 16:53:13 GMT -5
all 22 doctors you have been to leave the room cussing under there breath!!
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Post by suebee on Mar 21, 2007 20:49:53 GMT -5
You sit up all night with tweezers and lighter, burning fibers and singing.
HaHa Ha wait and see
I'll be cremated one day
Ya little SOB
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Post by in tokyo on Mar 28, 2007 0:29:33 GMT -5
haha.
-You cherish each swiffer cloth and plot the exact strategy of use
-You feel paranoid whenever helicopters cross over the house
-You know each corner of your house exactly by 'danger' ratio- great anxiety around dusty stacks of magazines
-You get caught at stoplights meticulously examining some invisable sunlit fiber on your fingernail
-When visiting friends' houses or shopping, you automatically check what kind of dust is on the shelf
-Your boyfriend can't understand why it's so spiritually and physically exhausting to vacuum or do laundry- "just don't do it so much"
-Cleaning the kitchen counters will never mean wiping up food spills
-Every item has a timer: beginning when you first see it at the store [safe], to first taking it home [pretty safe], to 10 days later [contaminated]. You know the precise timing on each object in your life.
-You have positive emotional responses to words like 'salt'
-You vacuum the sheets on the bed
-and yes!! When changing the dryer lint is absolutely the most terrifying thing in life.
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Post by toni on Mar 28, 2007 7:58:02 GMT -5
hahaha
When the breeze comes through the open windows the thoughts are I wonder if whatever pollen is in the air will mix with my DNA and cause more growth.
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Post by cozmikanjel on Apr 5, 2007 19:54:15 GMT -5
you truly believe the song: "The Riddle" (Five For Fighting).......was written especially for us!  |
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