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Post by liz on Apr 6, 2007 19:21:21 GMT -5
when you offer someone you don't like much the use of your hairbrush!
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Post by liz on Apr 6, 2007 19:44:59 GMT -5
whrn you become chemically depended on peroxide, rubbing alcohol!
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Post by liz on Apr 6, 2007 19:56:42 GMT -5
A typical day is 15 hrs sleeping 5 hours on line and 4 hours picking (hey maybe we can write a country song) or even a rap song....
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Post by Patti on Apr 6, 2007 20:00:53 GMT -5
You never miss an episode of the Don Imus show even if you can't stand him cause your always up at 3 am when the flukes are feeding I can so relate with this one, Liz....he's quite the prize, eh?
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Post by janedough on Apr 6, 2007 21:15:28 GMT -5
your hair comes back as non human or animal when it goes for pcr testing.
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Post by betsy on Apr 7, 2007 21:55:05 GMT -5
You still keep all your clothes in ziplock plastic bags.
You still go bananas if your blankets touch the floor.
You still dip your clothes in enzymes before washing.
Your hesitant to say you're over the crawlies because they usually return the day after.
You now have no cupboard space for dishes--only remedies.
You never put your glasses back on without wiping them first.
You have bags and boxes stored (from earlier period)that you are a bit afraid to open.
You've thrown out a lot of good things and kept the strangest junk.
You're the only one on the street pointing to the chemtrail lines.
You visit this website regularly.
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Post by janedough on Apr 8, 2007 16:01:43 GMT -5
You almost crash your car because you are watching them spray the skies instead of watching the road!!!
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Post by liz on Apr 8, 2007 17:04:20 GMT -5
Its Easter Sunday and you call yor favorite retaurant and ask the if you can take Easter Brunch to go since you don't want to be seen in public.
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Post by buginarug on Apr 9, 2007 12:19:16 GMT -5
you find new inrtesting ways to laugh.
recipe for laughter:
1 dog or cat 1 can of spray cheese equals at least an hour of giggles
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Post by buginarug on Apr 9, 2007 12:21:05 GMT -5
if when going to see a doctor you.....sing the song...."I know something you don't know"
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Post by toni on Apr 9, 2007 12:22:05 GMT -5
haha I'll bet that is hilarious! ;D
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Post by buginarug on May 14, 2007 19:25:22 GMT -5
when you actually look forward to telemarketers calling for many reasons
1. you have some company that you don't feel bad "visiting" 2. you have a laugh at their expense, going on and on and on about "M", knowing full well you never intended to buy a damn thing from them... 3. and then chuckle silently to yourself because they couldn't wait to get off the phone with YOU 4. and you have "FREE THERAPY", because their the ones who called you!
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Post by buginarug on May 14, 2007 19:28:52 GMT -5
when PMSing you are so out of control you give a whole new meaning to "Girls Behaving Badly"
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Post by buginarug on May 14, 2007 19:35:30 GMT -5
....people ask you what your profession is and and you lie and say that you are a professional swimmer, and thats why you shave every inch of your body.....to improve your swim time.
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Post by bugsy on May 14, 2007 20:34:47 GMT -5
You go to use the toilet and you glance down and the Morton Salt girl is waving back at you.
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Post by ramonehormone on May 15, 2007 3:56:38 GMT -5
You are an hour late to work because the car keys you could not find were in your hand the entire time.
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Post by bugsy on May 15, 2007 16:46:08 GMT -5
You are at your dr's office for a yearly check-up and you are becoming increasingly aware that there is a pile of black dots building up on the white sheet you are sitting on. Ew..hope they boil this gown between patients...roflmao
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Post by zabrubon on May 15, 2007 18:00:37 GMT -5
Your on the cell listening to your client babble about who knows what. You need to get going for another appointment but first you must locate your phone. Your keep listening to your client blah blah blah all the while your frantically silently searching your house top to bottom, thinking where is that phone? I gotta get out of here. Then it dawns on you. You stop and realize your left hand is holding the cell to your ear. Hahaha. And you shake your head, and continue talking to your client on the phone and walk out the door with a smile on your face because your just plain duh. CB
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Post by buginarug on May 15, 2007 22:01:40 GMT -5
CB,
I had a whole day of that last week, almost every task I was trying to accomplish, I was already doing....when I was looking for something, I had it in my hand, or on my body somewhere. couldnt figure out my husbands cell number when I had already dialed it, and when he answered.....I forgot that I called him.
I litteraly feel like a dog chasing his tail.
I can't believe this thread is still going.............thanks for participating everyone!
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Post by cozmikanjel on May 15, 2007 22:24:23 GMT -5
I am sooooooooooo glad you started this thread bug....it's been just the medicine i needed today! thank you!
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