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Post by belikewater on Apr 5, 2007 20:54:15 GMT -5
You guys are still the best! Funny!
You know you have Morgellons when you start signing letters to your spiritual advisors with your name plus the pet name of your disease. In my case, her name is "Nagini".
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Post by liz on Apr 6, 2007 13:12:09 GMT -5
You consider moving to somewhere in the middle east...not because you are muslim but because you want to to where a habib....and dress to cover everything but your eyes.... You consider robbing a bank so you can go to prison and get better healthcare...the people at the feed store think you have livestock as you are all habging out in the wormers section.....
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Post by liz on Apr 6, 2007 13:18:02 GMT -5
when your cat is angery with you for using all his petromalt....
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Post by liz on Apr 6, 2007 13:19:16 GMT -5
When are are terrified to look in the toilet after a doo doo!!!
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Post by liz on Apr 6, 2007 13:21:48 GMT -5
When you get anonymous battered women pamlets in the mail because your neighbors have seen you with injurys and bandaides all over yourself...even though nobody has ever laid a hand on you!
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Post by liz on Apr 6, 2007 18:42:04 GMT -5
Oh! I meant to say move to the middle east so you can wear a burka not habib...dah! you get all your words messed up and can't spell anymore.
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Post by liz on Apr 6, 2007 18:50:42 GMT -5
When you go to the store and set off the shoplifting buzzers at the door and you have not stolen anything!
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Post by liz on Apr 6, 2007 18:55:59 GMT -5
When you decide to go to the er and accept the dop diagnosis just to get a fiber free bed for the night! if you threaten suide you can stay for 72 hours.
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Post by liz on Apr 6, 2007 18:57:33 GMT -5
When you decide to go to the er and accept the dop diagnosis just to get a fiber free bed for the night! if you threaten suicide you can stay for 72 hours. its cheaper than the hotel billif you have any insurance.
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Post by liz on Apr 6, 2007 18:59:33 GMT -5
When you take down a fly trap that his been hanging over yor bed for a week and you read "never for use indoors" can be toxic and cause ilness.
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Post by liz on Apr 6, 2007 19:00:37 GMT -5
when your all the stores around you are out of bandaides.
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Post by liz on Apr 6, 2007 19:01:38 GMT -5
When you start liking people on this board more than yopur own family and freinds.
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Post by liz on Apr 6, 2007 19:02:54 GMT -5
When you get a electric bill for $400 due to always running the washing machines and air purifiers......
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Post by liz on Apr 6, 2007 19:03:54 GMT -5
When you have spent your vacaton money for the next 5 years on a hotel a block from your home.
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Post by liz on Apr 6, 2007 19:06:37 GMT -5
When you are thinking about trying base jumping even though you can't walk.
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Post by liz on Apr 6, 2007 19:08:40 GMT -5
when you are always wearing a plastic shower cap and try to pawn if off as what new for the fall!
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Post by liz on Apr 6, 2007 19:15:20 GMT -5
when you start naming your flukes in jars...
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Post by liz on Apr 6, 2007 19:17:40 GMT -5
You never miss an episode of the Don Imus show even if you can't stand him cause your always up at 3 am when the flukes are feeding
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Post by liz on Apr 6, 2007 19:19:17 GMT -5
When you consider pulling a Britney Spears but are afraid of what your scalp might look like!
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Post by liz on Apr 6, 2007 19:20:30 GMT -5
when you have time to sit around and do stuff like this because you have no life anymore!
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